wanderlust

Joined April 2009
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every season is spooky season when you’re attracted to men
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holy fucking shit, Republicans want to turn schools in maximum security prisons but meanwhile guns are banned from tomorrow's NRA conference, because, spoiler alert, guns are fucking dangerous
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the "fuck your feelings" crowd from 2016 is having a lot of feelings about Facebook right now
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first they came for the Second Amendment, and I did not speak out— because nobody is coming for the Second Amendment, you whiny paranoid grievance-baby gun fetishists
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holy fucking shit, the "you lost, get over it" crowd from 2016 has basically turned never getting over 2020 into a lifestyle
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What if we put America in rice? Will that make it better?
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[watching a guy on TV do CPR] 5-year-old daughter: Why is he kissing her? Me: He's not. He's saving her life. 5: I'd rather die.
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