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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
Bruno Fernandes has played 28 Champions League games but has never scored from open play in the competition against a team from one of Europe's top-five leagues. It is a strange quirk for a player who is so crucial to Manchester United's attacking play. Against Roma on Tuesday, he has the chance to change that statistic, just when his team and his head coach really need him. 📝 @reallycerys bit.ly/4sF0c9X
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
reddit dogshit
51 years ago today, Queen released “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
Lisandro Martinez has been the worst player in the Premier League so far this season. He’s now been the main man responsible for United dropping points in three matches, and his latest embarrassment at Stamford Bridge on Saturday came in three instalments. Quite why Martinez is playing so badly is up for debate, but this can’t go on. Manchester United can’t field a player who is constantly costing them with errors that, more than anything else, look like his heart isn’t in it. 📝 @Zonal_Marking on the issue with Martinez. 🔗 nyti.ms/4ks6sQ4
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea says international sanctions do not work. The statement comes just one day after North Korea's $6.3 billion Binance crypto hack, the largest heist in human history.
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
De 2008 para a eternidade. A Bola de Ouro de todos os tempos é portuguesa. 🇵🇹 Parabéns, Capitão! 👑 @ballondor | @Cristiano
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
🚨Crazy stat: Did you know Messi is 39. His last Champions League final goal came at 23. 16 years ago.
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
walked into panda express for lunch with my mbappe jersey on
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
Harry Kane:
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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🏆 | LA MEXICANA que consiguió ser la Delantera del Año #BallonDor ¡Orgullo @CharlynCorral! 🇲🇽🤍💙
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
Thierry Henry
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
Patrick Dorgu turns 22
Patrick Dorgu turns 22 today 🎂
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
"leny yoro"
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
Jalen Brunson since winning an NBA Championship: 13/36 FG (36%)🧱 6 Turnovers (7 ast) 2 L’s to Celtics and Sixers
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
Those 21/22 kits were so beautiful
آخر فوز لمانشستر خارج الارض في دوري الابطال
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
This shit got me fucking crying actual tears omg
Brunson after the East got competitive
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