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The Athletic | Football
@TheAthleticFC5h
Bruno Fernandes has played 28 Champions League games but has never scored from open play in the competition against a team from one of Europe's top-five leagues. It is a strange quirk for a player who is so crucial to Manchester United's attacking play. Against Roma on Tuesday, he has the chance to change that statistic, just when his team and his head coach really need him. 📝 @reallycerys bit.ly/4sF0c9X
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𝓛𝓲𝔃 ꨄ (@lizerrtth) profile picture𝓛𝓲𝔃 ꨄ@lizerrtthNov 2
I got the job 🎉🎉
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steyer bros..
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@Polymarket19h
BREAKING: Xavier Becerra now 97% to succeed Gavin Newsom as Governor of California.
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DNC head coach Obama
Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) profile picturePolitical Polls
@PpollingNumbers18h
New - Senate polls - Atlasintel 🔵 Michigan - El-Sayed +7 🔵 Texas - Talarico +6 (Flip) 🔵 Maine - Jackson +9 (Flip) 🔵 Ohio - Brown +8 (Flip) 🔵 Kansas - Hamilton +7 (Flip) 🔵 North Carolina - Cooper +14 (Flip) 🔵 Iowa - Turek +4 (Flip)
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Stu, Duke of Cold Chip and Big Girls 👑 (@StuTheNigga) profile picture
Stu, Duke of Cold Chip and Big Girls 👑@StuTheNiggaOct 31
reddit dogshit
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 31
51 years ago today, Queen released “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
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foo was so horny he turned into a caveman😭🤔
The Lab™ (@TheLabTM) profile pictureThe Lab™@TheLabTMNov 1
me want fuck
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vivian (@aIIinyou) profile picturevivian@aIIinyou24 Oct 2016
it takes 30 mintues to cross. what would it take for you to walk this whole bridge
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mango vs orange in the fruit debate
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Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 31
51 years ago today, Queen released “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
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The Athletic | Football (@TheAthleticFC) profile picture
The Athletic | Football
@TheAthleticFCOct 31
Lisandro Martinez has been the worst player in the Premier League so far this season. He’s now been the main man responsible for United dropping points in three matches, and his latest embarrassment at Stamford Bridge on Saturday came in three instalments. Quite why Martinez is playing so badly is up for debate, but this can’t go on. Manchester United can’t field a player who is constantly costing them with errors that, more than anything else, look like his heart isn’t in it. 📝 @Zonal_Marking on the issue with Martinez. 🔗 nyti.ms/4ks6sQ4
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Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruOct 30
JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea says international sanctions do not work. The statement comes just one day after North Korea's $6.3 billion Binance crypto hack, the largest heist in human history.
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Daily Noud
@DailyNoudOct 30
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- a bum
Polymarket Sports (@PolymarketSport) profile picturePolymarket Sports
@PolymarketSportOct 30
🚨Gonçalo Ramos on Portugal: "I want to be a starter for the National Team. I made it clear that if there's someone who should play…it's me. The coach and the entire country can understand that.”
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Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) profile picture
Cristiano Ronaldo
@CristianoOct 29
Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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Portugal (@selecaoportugal) profile picture
Portugal
@selecaoportugalOct 28
De 2008 para a eternidade. A Bola de Ouro de todos os tempos é portuguesa. 🇵🇹 Parabéns, Capitão! 👑 @ballondor | @Cristiano
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Baller HQ (@FootballerHQ) profile picture
Baller HQ
@FootballerHQOct 28
🚨Crazy stat: Did you know Messi is 39. His last Champions League final goal came at 23. 16 years ago.
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fifa brain only 2 doods at moat here can sit next to kane
oozyooh (@oozyooh) profile pictureoozyooh@oozyoohOct 28
prove me wrong then because names like ben yedder, immobile, andre silva, piatek aka gunmen, diego costa, lacazette, aubameyang, cavani, aguero, suarez, robert, werner, zlatan, higuain, quagliarella... were all better than him at the height of the striker market 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile picture
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 28
🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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