24 | @likelester’s calico cat | wildlife biologist 🦧
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so, farm kid here, theyre making sure that cow doesnt fucking explode. its not animal torture, that cow was dying a slow painful death from bloat😭😭 fistulating a cow is the most humane way to keep them alive, its the animal version of a colostomy, which is done on HUMANS btw
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mcrmy does not need to reward these people. they can spend their time and money as they wish but theyre continually taking opportunities away from people way less fortunate that them and will not recognise this privilege.
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so you spent over and are aware this isn’t actually enough food for a person in a month… what are you confused about then??
Never fucking doubt me again (I was 54 pence over)
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The shown £20.54 Aldi haul is not a month's food for one person. Average UK household food spend is £33.63 per person per week (~£145 monthly); even tight budget weekly shops cost ~£20 for one.
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k ☾ retweeted
ok but can you all teach your kids to say "trick or treat" again before next year because the amount of thousand yard stares we received while handing out candy was kind of freaky
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This is porn brain btw
first date tonight with a guy who's been really sweet to me for a few weeks
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This post reuses the same text screenshots originally shared by @foreeeeeal two days earlier. Accounts often post similar fabricated relationship chats as rage-bait for engagement and monetization.
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k ☾ retweeted
the way his shoulders shake and he blinks so hard the FULL BODY anger fucking kills meeee he was ready to walk out. mind you it was literally science
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I'm not trying to be an ass but how do you expect to raise a kid who will tell if someone touched them inappropriately if you're uncomfortable telling your kid to keep their hands off your boobs?
