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hlt stockholm/copenhagen/brighton 💫 this is a comedy podcast

she/her|29|mdni pls
Joined November 2025
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why are their smiles parallel to their fringes
dressed like this to get a dafuq latte
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werewolf Dan Howell be like zzzz and eats all the crunchy cereal #phanart #dnptwt
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so about that full pop base interview...
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cute sexy and my ride sporty 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i’ll give him the first two for sure but he couldn’t even do a three point turn out of his parents driveway so not sure about that last one
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ten years with one of my absolute favourite scenes from skam. Can not overstate how important this conversation was
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sorry guys i didn’t meet my fandom KPIs this month
people who don't contribute anything to the fandom (don't create artwork, fics, or support writers and artists) do not deserve to have an opinion on how the work is shared, and at this point don't even deserve the access to any of it. this will kill all fandoms.
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when ao3 comes back we should change the tag mutual masturbation to collabagoon
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doge
Was thinking of funny safe words. Imagine screaming HALT!! while doing it
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but they WOULD believe they're still together after seventeen years 🥹
Imagine telling them they’d be a year into hard launching their relationship and showing themselves holding hands on camera. They’d never believe you 😭
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The beloved spouse vs the toxic ex
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holding their non-dominant hands just like they do when they piss 💛
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Lina ✨ retweeted
i can't believe dan and phil sat down to write tatinof and were like ooooo you know what would be good?? if you died because you twerked too hard and i had to pull your lifeless, overtwerkered body off the stage
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Lina ✨ retweeted
the builders keep making up issues w the phouse so they can come over and spend time looking at phil in those pink booty shorts #sendtweet
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going back in time to 2015 dan and phil and showing them this photo with their holding hands in public and on youtube and dans painted nails and then disappearing no explanation
JESUS WAS SEEN IN DOLLYWOOD
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annual reminder they’ve owned the phouse for 10 years in a couple months time
hey, your annual devastating reminder that dan and phil bought the phouse in 2017. that’s 8 years ago this year. they’ve owned the phouse for nearly a decade. okay goodnight
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the face of a TERRIFIED man apparently
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can't stand that people think tops HAVE to be cool and nonchalant. what if i want my top to be a whimpering pathetic loser ?? what if i want them to cry and sob from pleasure ?? what if i want them kicking their feet and twirling their hair before dicking their bottom down ??
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never got a response to WHY the smiles are parallel to the fringes
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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all these stories and still no halloween costume 😔
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spot the difference (impossible)
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is people just do nothing too niche or..
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