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when the consequences are the direct result of my actions
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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A 19-year-old Virginia man named Christian Chandler has been fired from his job at Wendy’s after a bizarre incident in which he impersonated Disney character Donald Duck and frightened customers.
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When a Millenial says something so Lucasphobic you gotta hit em with the Jettster stare
The movies have some of the worst acting and writing to ever be featured in a big budget Hollywood film. Even worse than the original Star Wars trilogy, which is saying something.
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ethan took tamara to the attic anne he franked it
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how shit were charley’s horses for us to associate them with intense pain?
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Hearing ''Oh my God he's got a gun'' while holding a gun must feel amazing.
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white people be like “my vac ban anniversary is coming up”
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Bret Hart:
SHOTS FIRED: Abella Danger doesn't believe today's porn stars would have lasted a day back in her era and says they don't have that love for the game anymore
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thats hard times daddy
white men get mad and start cutting a promo on you
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havent smoked or drank since i ran out of weed and beer earlier tonight
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we gettin aipac money
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Punched a coworker and then told my boss to kill himself
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we’ll leave it up to the jury bud
“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.
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im on a mission from God to become the best adc ziggs in the world
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hop in suvs with 5%s and hd tv screens
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what we do to the opps
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