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She/Her - It/It's - Here Be Dragons. A Real Church 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 If you’re under 18, DONT FOLLOW ME, DONT INTERACT WITH ME, FUCK OFF

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Joined August 2020
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So, I’ve been wanting to do this twitter thread for a while, but haven’t had to spoons to put it together. I started this theory as a shitpost, but I think what I’ve put together is absolutely true, if not historically, then esoterically. 1/33
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Amigos compatriotas. Texas ya no tiene misiles Patriots para defenderse
According to the Wall Street Journal, the US military has taken our Patriot Missile Defense System out of Texas and sent it to Israel in preparation for a new round of combat operations against Iran after the midterms. At the same time, the Intercept reports that "top defense officials are expressing increasing worry about the vulnerability of U.S. bases around the world and even within the United States..." Links in thread.
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Recall my essay in @CommuNoid_Zine / PPM Sūbstack in which I proved the Bell 430 owned by Epstein’s Hyperion Air that the DEA investigated was prev registered by Argentine drug trafficker Fred Machado & the Aircraft Guaranty Trust? Flavio Bolsonaro fled Brazil on one of their ✈️
🇧🇷🇦🇷🇺🇸 O jatinho usado por Flávio Bolsonaro para fugir aos EUA pertence a um sócio do narcotraficante argentino Federico “Fred” Machado, atualmente preso nos EUA, segundo a Revista Forum. A aeronave em questão é o Gulfstream G400 de registro LV-JQW, voando pela Baires Fly.
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Ella: ojalá que esto pelotudo no este en su pieza convertido en escarabajo Yo re pelotudo mal en mi pieza convertido en escarabajo:
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毛泽东是中国最先的激进民主主义者,说毛泽东是独裁者真是死了妈。文化大革命通过推动群众运动来打倒官僚,进而逐步建构直接民主形式的政府,只不过受到历史条件的约束、毛泽东本人的犹豫而遭受失败。 毛泽东推行的1975年宪法中,公民具有大鸣大放大辩论、罢工自由的权力,同时政府进行两参一改三结合
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Seguiremos assim por mais 4 anos 😎😅
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Cuando el partido va 5-0 en los minutos finales, y ves a un jugador del equipo que va perdiendo clavar un golazo.
ナチスに攻められた時のフランス人
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Brazilian President Lula: We will teach more mathematics, more engineering, because I don't want to remain dependent on Chinese or American artificial intelligence. I want to create a Brazilian one.
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I've said it before but worth repeating, the fact that the Korean People's Army is fighting NATO backed forces on European soil does not get the appreciation it deserves. 🇰🇵
🇰🇵 North Korean brothers singing "Kachusha." 🎵
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“Everything happening in the market right now is so predictable lol study railroad equities in Q4 1857”
Everything happening in the market right now is so predictable lol study railroad equities in Q4 1857
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Lula tiene 9 dedos porque el décimo se lo dejó incrustado en el orto a los Bolsonaro
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WE ARE SO BACK HIJOS DE MIL PUTA
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atenda a ligação, brasil
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Looks like the tankies were right again!
Ukrainian MP confirms that 2023 peace plan, which was reported by @FT & accepted by Putin but rejected by Zelensky & Biden administration, envisioned: "- Russia withdraws its troops from most of the four oblasts it had just declared “annexed.” - The new line of demarcation runs roughly along the line as of February 24, 2022: Crimea and the part of Donbas that Russia controlled before the full-scale invasion. - Ukraine recognizes Russian control over Crimea. - Ukraine grants Russia an unobstructed land corridor to Crimea. - The ceasefire regime is guaranteed by NATO countries that provide protection for Ukraine. - Russia begins negotiations with the US on its own security guarantees. -Moreover, Russia was ready to give up the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant as well. -And the 300 billion in frozen assets was to go toward rebuilding all of Ukraine, that is, together with the occupied territories. -As for Crimea: we were not required to recognize it as Russian, only to recognize Russia’s control over it. In other words, we acknowledge that right now it is under Russian control (which is how it is). We were also required to adopt a law banning the return of Crimea by military means. -The land corridor to Crimea, a highway and a railway, was to be built at Russia’s expense. The hardest question was how to guard it. That is why the Russians were ready to give up Melitopol, but not Tokmak: they feared we would cut the corridor with artillery. -Zelensky rejected this proposal at the time."
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les blagues s’écrivent toutes seules
BREAKING: Japanese scientists develop method that forces cancer cells to kill themselves in laboratory tests.
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It would seem some electoral funny business is going on in the city of Salvador where dozens of buses have reportedly been confined to their garages in a suspected attempt to stop Lula voters getting to polling stations g1.globo.com/ba/bahia/notici…
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Tweets from 1974
The War Department has designated Confucius Institutes as a threat to our national security.
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🇷🇸 #Serbia 150,000 personas se manifiestan en Belgrado contra el gobierno de Aleksandar Vučić. Exigen el fin de más de 14 años del Partido Progresista Serbio en el poder.
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Acordate que cuando se trata de piratas DE VERDAD, a los japoneses no les importa nada, pero los rusos se plantan.
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L’état de ce pays vraiment
🚨 Une PRIÈRE est EN COURS devant l’office de tourisme BRÛLÉ à LYON. @Frontieresmedia
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