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Peyton

@plbarrett1997

Doesn’t play well with idiots

 Winchester, KS
Joined March 2013
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And almost three years later, OUCH!!
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Peyton (@plbarrett1997) profile picturePeyton@plbarrett19974 Feb 2022
I think I found the right one, folks. Find out for sure on Sunday
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What’s up twitter? Long time no tweet
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Tonight we raise red solo cups in memory of a legend. RIP Toby Keith
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When it comes to country music released in the last 10 years, I don’t think think there’s an instrumental intro that can hold a candle to Turnpike’s “The Bird Hunters”
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All my rowdy friends have, in fact, settled down
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You got McDonald’s money? Because these taxes say I don’t have McDonald’s money
President Biden Archived (@POTUS46Archive) profile picturePresident Biden Archived
@POTUS46Archive5 May 2023
Get in, folks. We’re going to lunch.
President Biden and Vice President Harris take a selfie together.

ALT President Biden and Vice President Harris take a selfie together.

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Hell or High Water, hands down
RED DIRT TRASH (@TXConquistador) profile pictureRED DIRT TRASH@TXConquistador16 Mar 2023
No Country for Old Men or Hell or High Water
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Cholula, Tapatio, or green chili sauce
Damien Scott (@MadScientistFF) profile pictureDamien Scott
@MadScientistFF15 Mar 2023
Ketchup isn't available, what would you add to this breakfast?
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This that school lunch barbecue
. (@eagiesbetter) profile picture.@eagiesbetter11 Mar 2023
Nobody make BBQ like in Virginia… I’m in heaven rn
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This is what, five in the past three weeks??
Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) profile pictureBenny Johnson
@bennyjohnson16 Feb 2023
BREAKING: Another Train carrying hazardous materials has derailed just outside of Detroit, Michigan.
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Y’all remember when they gave Will Ferrell a wooden gun in “The Other Guys?” This is the same thing
Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) profile pictureMalcolm Nance
@MalcolmNance10 Feb 2023
TONIGHT ON @HBO: Friday 10 FEB: I will be the Guest of @billmaher on @RealTimers. Subjects will likely be related to 👇🏾Why I Fight to Defend #Ukraine & Our Democracy … & #ChineseSpyBalloon Piñatas?
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Since when?!
Nina Turner (@ninaturner) profile pictureNina Turner
@ninaturner9 Feb 2023
FYI—working at McDonalds is skilled labor.
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#NewProfilePic
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Been home for about two weeks since the middle of August. I’m ready for a break, man
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Why am I required to register my vehicle to use in public roads, and then being taxed on fuel to drive it on those roads (certain roads being toll roads that cost extra) and paying personal property tax on that vehicle. Pretty messed up, man.
Washed One🐘 (@Colton_Duke) profile pictureWashed One🐘@Colton_Duke11 Jan 2023
Bro why tf is a car tag $200!?
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Good old Fort Scott, America
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𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚 (@Chris_Grosse) profile picture𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚@Chris_Grosse6 Jan 2023
Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
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$195K in student loan debt and she still isn’t smart enough to understand how loans work
lil hunny (@_lilhunny) profile picturelil hunny@_lilhunny11 Nov 2022
On god if a republican comes to me saying I should just pay the 195k in loan debt I have just from trying to get an education they are catching these hands 😌🥰
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There’s no way this is a serious post.
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimes8 Nov 2022
Elections and anxiety often go hand in hand. Here are some evidence-based strategies that can help you cope. nyti.ms/3Efvc8M
Five ways to soothe election stress. Try five-finger breathing. Trace the outside of your hand with your pointer finger. When you trace up, breathe in, and when you trace down, breathe out. Cool down. Plunge your face into a bowl with ice water for 15 to 30 seconds. Move. Even a walk around the block can offer some relief for an uneasy mind. Breathe like a baby. Focus on expanding your belly as you breathe, which can send more oxygen to the brain. Limit your scrolling. Consider plotting out specific times when you will look for election updates.

ALT Five ways to soothe election stress. Try five-finger breathing. Trace the outside of your hand with your pointer finger. When you trace up, breathe in, and when you trace down, breathe out. Cool down. Plunge your face into a bowl with ice water for 15 to 30 seconds. Move. Even a walk around the block can offer some relief for an uneasy mind. Breathe like a baby. Focus on expanding your belly as you breathe, which can send more oxygen to the brain. Limit your scrolling. Consider plotting out specific times when you will look for election updates.

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There’s a lot of times I pay over $1,000 a week in taxes. Tell me again how losing $4,000 a month to a corrupt organization is something I should be okay with.
Rayyvana (@RayyvanaTTV) profile pictureRayyvana@RayyvanaTTV22 Oct 2022
If you think taxation is theft you shouldn’t be allowed to vote lol
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This might be the most idiotic thing I’ve heard today
Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) profile pictureAnn Coulter
@AnnCoulter19 Oct 2022
If farmers ran the world, we'd still be sweeping, instead of vacuuming, and washing our clothes in rivers, instead of washing machines. Why should Americans be forced to subsidize this one industry's refusal to move into the 1900s?
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