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I want to get in a time machine to go back to 1998 and try to convince people that in 2024 a near-60 year old Mike Tyson will be fighting a kid from Disney Channel over the world wide web via the company that rents DVDs via mail, broadcast by Rosie Perez.
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.#KamalaHarris has #criticized me for not releasing my medical records, but I, #DonaldTrump am proud to report that despite no doctor willing to give me a #required #ProstateCancer exam, I have #consulted an #AI #doctor, and am #releasing the results:
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On this day in 1939, the VS-300, the world’s first practical helicopter, made its brief maiden #flight in Stratford, Connecticut. Designed by Igor Sikorsky, it was the first to feature a single main rotor and tail rotor. Sikorsky's test flight lasted only a few seconds. #aviation
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I propose a new triple A #Videogame studio via #Partnership between myself, #DonaldTrump, $DJT Media Tech, @lfc_fights & @SweetBabyInc to develop an #MMA #fight game featuring #LingerieFightingChampionships fighters in hot & heavy #fighting action!
100%I'd buy without SBI input
0%I'd buy, with SBI input
0%I'd buy regardless of DEI
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Only true #MAGA #Patriots can handle this!
TRUE Supporters of #presidentTrump can show their #loyalty by looking directly into the #TotalSolarEclipse Monday at 3pm, just as he did in 2017. Only REAL #Patriots can withstand the power of the SUN!
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Replying to @X
It's confidence inspiring that the owner of the most preeminent private #Spaceflight company can do basic #math
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If you haven't done so, @MauLer93 you need to check out the #Amazon #US listing and reviews for the Chris Stickman book. I'd provide a link, but I don't want to promote his #horrible #ridiculous #book. The reviews alone will provide a full video worth of content. ##wasteoftime
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Microsoft Word now scolds you if you use words that aren’t “inclusive”!
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With the pending sale of US Steel, the ticker symbol X ($X) will soon become available. The question is what will @elonmusk do to #acquire it? (the ticker only). The three options are: 1.) Buy it (ostensibly for SpaceX) 2.) File a new IPO 3.) Change the $TSLA ticker #spacex #x
50%Buy US Steel
50%File a new IPO (Boring?)
0%Change the Tesla ticker
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One can reasonably assume from this that the #openAI board did not have the ability to #fireForCause #SamAltman (@sama) at the time of his firing and are now desperate to find that cause else payout a golden parachute worth (substantially) more than $3.6 million
BREAKING: The board of OpenAI has hired a team of 47 Forensic Accountants from KPMG to investigate whether Sam Altman previously violated company expense policies in 2019 when he expensed a $11.37 “sandwich” when initial reports indicate it was actually a Gyro and was mis-stated on the expense report. This process would vindicate the board and is estimated to take 10-14 weeks and cost $3.6M. More to come.
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Unfortunately, #elonmusk this is not a #freeSpeech issue. It's entirely an #advertiser #ROI issue. It is certainly within the capability of the @X platform to perform #sentiment and #political alignment #analysis of #tweets between which you propose to present #Advertising.
The split second court opens on Monday, X Corp will be filing a thermonuclear lawsuit against Media Matters and ALL those who colluded in this fraudulent attack on our company
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FOR ALL MANKIND Season Four, Episode 1 is now LIVE!!!!!!
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Happy #WorldPasswordDay and #Maythe4th be with you! We created fun memes that celebrate both holidays for you to share with your users. Lookout for more password security and Star Wars posts today and download our new password security resource kit! bit.ly/3nvc1ST
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I wonder if @elonmusk might find the time to weigh in on this. When a #tweet is #flagged and an #appeal filed, the #account remains inaccessible for the duration of the appeal process. How long should we expect to wait for #Twitter to respond (positive or negative) to the appeal?
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Congratulations #Boeing on not having to file a massive insurance claim and #nasa on completing lunch even a decade beyond schedule. #sls #Artemis ctually watching something even a decade behind
This baby Jesus sculpture at LA Museum of Art looks like Mark Zuckerberg
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Thanks for confirming it, Elaine. #unsealed
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The only way to resolve this conclusively is for CNN to arrange a panel exclusively made up of coup planners to share their expertise.
Jake Tapper: "One doesn’t have to be brilliant to attempt a coup." John Bolton: "I disagree with that. As somebody who has helped plan coup d’etat, not here, but other places, it takes a lot of work."
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