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Purple Mountains "Darkness and Cold" (Official Music Video)

Song from the self-titled Purple Mountains album, out on LP, Casset...

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Lesbiantwt deadass has 3 topics

perverted lesbian chuu @orbitju

Huge side eye to lesbians who only consume mlm/yaoi media #idgaf male-centered lesbian fujoshis yall will never make me like u

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colby is seeing boynextdoor @SSEUNGBINS

I’ve been getting shit like this in my email since I was a freshman in high school

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colette ☭@rommulastrade

the safe cracker . Rip beautiful , I know it swings like a grandfather clock .

Today is National White Chocolate Day.

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toonlink @iiwolfson

this video is killing me bro

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bunneryt 🌻@bunneryt

Roadrunner and Wil E Coyote

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Robert Eggers (‘Nosferatu’ & ‘Werwulf’) is set to direct an adaptation of ‘ROMEO & JULIET’ for Focus Features. (hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)

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valerian🇪🇺🚩@eurocompel

Seriously, what's the point if we're inherently evil? You can't get rid of half the population so i should assume the goal is feeling morally superior? "The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to change it." ~Karl Marx

STOP HAVING SONS

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SodjtheTHiRD 🇳🇬🇵🇸@sodjthe3rd

#RestInPeaceMyGrannySheGotHitByABazooka

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Can't even ride around to clear ya mind no more cause ya tank gone be clear before ya mind is

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Buck @Buck36043Buck

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Robin 🐛@Undue_Risk

women will say “sorry my room is messy” and it could genuinely be anywhere from spotless to uninhabitable

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I know Peter Thiel mad af he gotta kick Clavicular to the curb and groom another racist nerd with body dysmorphia from scratch

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pray for newtown lowkey going triple platinum in my ears rn

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chiara (lesbob)@horseofclubs

bob dylan:

malware @dogyceI

hrt appointment 5 years ago starting estrogen vs hrt appointment today trying to start testosterone

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MACKATTACK !! CHEDDARONI CEO💛🧡@mackattack2415

how it feels to draw your fave character with your bad habits:

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BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga

a lot of people use the word "gay" when they really mean "emasculating", they just dont know that word. this comes up heavily on the subject of pegging

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okay at this point the big bang is responsible

lex @Lexxiewith2Xs

guy on hinge said “match w me and I’ll tell you my favorite piece of mcr lore” and i need him to know just how far out of his realm he is

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"i haven't eaten today" is my least favorite relationship gimmick like go eat then

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Autism Capital 🧩

Parents are hiring MILFs for their college kids? We apologize to Generation X. You can do cool things from time to time.

JUST IN: Worried parents are increasingly hiring local “college moms” near their children’s schools to look after their college-aged kids. — NYT

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I hate seeing women in the retweets like this degeneracy is beneath you queen do not join me

Getting bi dick > self respect

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