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Luke

@repeatvisitors

No Music, No Life. Forever practicing Magic Mike Mindset.

 Austin, TX
Joined June 2013
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he mogged me and it felt like a kiss
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Thanks Google but I'm OK.
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They just came back to ask me more questions (lol) and they told me it was TV Osaka tonight, 5PM to 5:30. Can anyone capture this for me? I will owe you big time
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New Hampshire is pretty, but as a Texan I don’t think I could handle living in a red state
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John (@thatonearizonan) profile pictureJohn@thatonearizonanNov 4
you genuinely cant make it up man
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Buyee record haul
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@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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I can’t believe Abbott is gone man
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It’s 11:38 PM in BLEXAS
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Don’t Stop Believing reeeemix
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Attention all diabetic straight male Austin residents who can hang at a gay bar: we are IN CONTROL. All has gone according to Plan. Further instructions to follow after the Chosen completes his Ascendence.
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Just mailed my ballot in. Let’s win this thing!
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Republican candidate in Virginia is named Bert Mizusawa…so much for draining the swamp
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Guy who is a single issue voter and that single issue is rapists
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If you try to change the size of a window in Event Viewer they send Bill Gates to your house to shoot you with a gun
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#TheFarSide
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This “code rot” seems to mostly be a Mandela Effect for the existence of bugs in old video games
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Imagine being so unattractive you can walk through a mall without getting laid even accidentallly
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This is the reality of being sub Chad. Roughly 80% of the male population experiences this on a daily basis. Completely invisible to women, overlooked, and treated like they don’t even exist.
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Finally hit up the tiny vintage shop half a mile from me
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