i got caught in the bathroom with my budget tablet when i was 14 and my mom asked if i was looking at naked girls, i had to say yes because it was easier then admitting that i had a secret folder with hundreds of pictures of gay mlp r34. i had never even seen an episode
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Casual Haze #Deadlock
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Sad to see the Cybertruck going away when it was a useful way to learn who the dumbest, most gullible people were in your parents’ neighborhood
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I consider Helluva Boss one of the biggest cases of “false advertising.” The pilot is supposed to set up the premise. What’s the premise? Hitmen imps in Hell get hired to go to the mortal world and kill people, and hijinks ensues. The actual premise evolved into ANYTHING but
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My friend's old car had a button that would make the radio play a 30 second clip of a woman being served roasted duck
my favorite scene in the movie he really acts his ass off here with the vocal flubs and everything, such great direction
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Best nut of my life i was like 18 jacking off in my room with futurama on the tv to conceal the noise and fry said something really funny right as I went over the edge and had a genuine belly laugh while I came
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When the vc hasn’t said anything for 30 seconds so I have to pop the overtly innaprorpiate remark towards my day 1






































