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IM SHAKING SO HARD MY GOVERNOR'S A WOMAN MY SENATOR'S A FREAK MY TEXAS IS BLUE AND MY WHISKY IS NEAT
The third-fastest hat trick in @DallasStars franchise history! 🌟

ALT A photo and cutout of Jason Robertson on ice in a Dallas Stars uniform. White text that reads "Hat trick. Jason Robertson #21. Robertson recorded his seventh career hat trick on November 3rd vs. the Washington Capitals, and it marked the third-fastest hat trick in Stars franchise history (5:20)".
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BREAKING: PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP AND SENIOR REPUBLICAN LEADERSHIP ON SUICIDE WATCH IN HITLER STYLE BUNKER
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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Good morning. I am going to attempt to vote in every state on the east coast today. Wish me luck!
#ElectionFraudTour2026
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CLEAR THE SEARCHES:
Robo Dallas Star FOREVER
Robo Dallas Star FUTURE CAPTAIN
Robo Dallas Star HALL OF FAMER
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welcome hellebuyck, for your first test you must stop a hot luke hughes on reverse hatty watch
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Per NHL stats: Jason Robertson (with that assist) is the seventh-fastest U.S.-born player to 500 career points in NHL history, behind Jeremy Roenick (430 GP), Kevin Stevens (431 GP), Craig Janney (435 GP), Auston Matthews (445 GP), Joe Mullen (446 GP) and Neal Broten (461 GP).



























