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Joined November 2010
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It’s an era of thugs dying. The people are rising up.
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Since I woke up this morning, I've taken my time to go through the comments, quotes, and advice people have shared. Trust me, I'm going to take every single piece of advice seriously. However, there's one advice I will not take, and that's people telling me to stay away from politics and focus solely on my business. I think I responded to someone's comment suggesting that we should vote for Peter Obi, and I noticed that quite a number of people dragged me for it. But honestly, why should I be told not to talk about politics and just concentrate on my business? Who do you think put me in the situation I'm currently in? Is it not the government? I shouldn't talk about politics, but politics is talking about me. Do you understand how badly government policies have affected my business and my livelihood? I'm genuinely grateful to everyone who came through for me, but the truth is, I'm still going to bear losses. And who created the economic conditions that contributed to those losses? The government. Let me also address those who believe I made a financial mistake by opening the shop in the first place. Yes, perhaps there were things I could have done differently, but let me give you some context. My shop is strategically located between two major universities in Port Harcourt: the University of Science and Technology (UST) and Ignatius Ajuru University. These institutions have thousands of students. Do you honestly think these students don't want cookies? Why do you think I chose that location in the first place? The idea was simple: students from both universities would make up a significant part of my customer base. Interestingly, since this whole support campaign started, a good number of the people who have shown up to support me are students from these same universities. They have always been my target audience. But the problem is that the economy has destroyed their purchasing power. These students, who ordinarily would patronise my business, are now more concerned about paying school fees, feeding themselves, and meeting their basic needs. And somehow, I'm being told not to talk about politics? You're telling me to focus on my business, post my products, and leave politics alone. But why can't I do both? Why can't I promote my business and also speak about the political leadership and candidate I believe can bring about the change we desperately need? Why shouldn't I advocate for someone I believe can help change the circumstances that have made running a small business this difficult? I was fortunate that my situation gained attention and people rallied around me. But what happens the next time? Will I have to depend on a viral post before I can make meaningful sales? Is that how a business should survive? Absolutely not. I appreciate every single person who has supported me, advised me, encouraged me, and shown me love. I will take the business advice, learn from my mistakes, and make better decisions going forward. But please, don't tell me to stop talking about politics. The economy is affecting my business. Government policies are affecting my customers. The political decisions being made in this country have direct consequences on my livelihood. I cannot separate my business struggles from the politics and economic realities that contribute to them. I have every right to speak about both. PLEASE VOTE PETER OBI!!! ✌️
Please, I've got cookies in my shop that's close to expiration so I've put them for sale at 50% discount I've already lost two cartons to the same issue, there's been no sales If you're in port Harcourt I'd really appreciate if you patronise me They cost 3600 but now 1800 🙏
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Raymond Tukpe retweeted
Was literally explaining the, "society falls when old men don't plant trees they will never sit under" to my neighbor (boomer) He said he didn't get it and why would he plant trees if won't be around to see them
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“I voted in 2023 and my vote didn’t count, so I’m not voting again.” But you failed JAMB and rewrote it three times. You failed two courses and rewrote the exams. Now that it’s something that doesn’t just affect you but also your family and everything in your life, you can’t do it again. You see how foolish you sound?
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah Lagos is a terrible state and all but please be mindful of these other useless states you’re mentioning in comparison. No gaslight me with nonsense for here.
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The best part about Nigerian Pidgin is how constantly it evolves. A random Nigerian can invent an entirely original sentence, and another Nigerian will understand it perfectly. The language can only truly be mastered through total immersion.
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Raymond Tukpe retweeted
😂Inside darkness
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its fucked up that sites can detect that youre using an adblocker. leave me alone
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Nearly 3 million people in Paraguay just learned the difference between having money and having access to money. Let that sink in.
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only in nigeria will they lecture you on the importance of long suffering and endurance rather than simply fixing a faulty socket
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BURN IT DOWN
BREAKING: Hundreds of protesters break into a Microsoft data center site in Amsterdam.
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moi moi <3
Is there any food that’s actually meant to be like this though? Because the texture looks great to bite into
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Message des Rothschild. À ceux qui ne comprennent pas l’hébreu, je précise qu’il s’agit ici d’une menace.
Life can change in a blink
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Raymond Tukpe retweeted
Technology peaked when you could carry 2000 songs in your pocket and the battery lasted four days because it wasn't tracking your location
Apple. almost 20 years ago!
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Raymond Tukpe retweeted
La mise en prod à l'époque 💀💀💀 Pas de Vercel, pas de git, pas de MR, pas de CI/CD. Juste un glisser-déposer, et on priait
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Raymond Tukpe retweeted
the existence of malware implies the existence of buenoware. bienware, even.
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Its pidgin, You’ll have to take IPLTS to understand it tbh.
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Mind you there is no light 🤦🏾‍♂️
bro, this tinubu guy dey whine us?
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Replying to @PoliceNG
If you snatch ballot boxes, we will kill you. If your men snatch ballot boxes, we will kill them. I don't have water in my mouth saying this.
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Raymond Tukpe retweeted
How do you ship fast while not breaking the database? Most of the principles are decades-old ideas in reliable infrastructure. The key with agents is exposing them as primitives in just the right ways. My talk from AIE this summer (YouTube link below)
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