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I am going to start a thread of laws I would enact if I were president just like @deanie_babies did with his pet peeve list. 1. I would ban wild animals in zoos UNLESS they were injured or it was for rehabilitation purposes. However, absolutely no primates or elephants
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Sometimes in the absolute worst of tragedy we see the best of humanity. nitter.cf/balaji_bala_0mg/status…
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Miranda: The shooter did what he had to do to fight against a corrupt system...
Charlotte: But how can you think (whispers) *shooting* someone is right?
Samantha: Honey, he could shoot inside me anytime he wanted!
Carrie: Big is moving to Paris.
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What happened while I was cleaning my house, paper towelically, can never happen again
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My car Chapstick is missing and now I gotta move my bedside table Chapstick to my car and it’s fucking chaos
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As everyone was talking about the shot that missed Trump, I began to wonder… had I missed my shot with Big?
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I don’t feel insecure in my height but when I see someone else who’s also 5’2 I’m like ok well that looks ridiculous
My viscous cycle is I always text and call people on my walks and then they reply when I’m back to my desk & then I get overstimulated
