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My candid opinions and sh!tposts may upset you.

living in your head rent-free
Joined May 2010
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Me when other furries start getting mad about what I said on Twitter:
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Enjoy your 5pm sunsets you fucking retards
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the ai bubble
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Damn must be nice to spend the same amount of money I'm going to spend for the entire con on JUST the fuckin' ticket:
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I've completed the main quest line in life way too early. Am I just supposed to be bored for the rest of this?
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Is Raww voiced by @JTwusky they sound just like them!?
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Future posting 2032: All my debt from 15 years ago is finally paid off.
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Replying to @KestrelArts
It's about efficiency, not fear. Every time someone insists that I "call them when I can", it always devolves into time wasting conversation and the actual issue they need could have been conveyed in 1-2 sentences max over text or email when I could have been doing something else
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Replying to @discord
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Sammy retweeted
petplay where I run out of the house the moment the door is opened just to immediately get smeared on the street by a lifted pickup speeding in the neighborhood
Petplay where I'm negligently overfed and my life expectancy is halved
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One thing us millennials won't be bothering the next generation with is saying dumb things like "I won't know what to do with myself when I retire" because we have hobbies and lives outside of work.
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Diesel could be $25/gallon, and regular $20/gallon and nothing will change. Anyone that says otherwise hasn't noticed how no matter how big the headline, nothing changed.
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I found something
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It has come to my attention that "fursuits" have created a bit of discourse recently. People say they feel they feel singled out by not having one themselves, so effective immediately. Fursuits will no longer be allowed at furcons. If you don't want to have fun, stay home.
It has come to my attention that the "flea" caused a bit of discourse as of recent While it was fun and amusing, all bits must end one day. Was hoping to last till mff as that is where this all started, but will respect wishes of others I've made 4,120 fleas. It was fun luvs 🧡
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Me after the Nintendo Direct today on OoT:
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subie is being a subbie again #livingmachine #living_machine
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Replying to @OpenAI
OpenAI: "The Vision" Me, when I use Tech:
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Sammy retweeted
don't let being a furry take away the most important part of your life: maximizing shareholder value
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