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Veteran Air Force JAG, cat lover, FL Gator, go BUCS! ๐Ÿšซ MAGA . True blue ๐Ÿ’™. I swear a lot, deal with it.

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Joined August 2019
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Happy #Caturday y'all. In honor of all of Trump's recent screw-ups, here is my cat Livy every time she hears his name (and how she looks normally when she doesn't hear it)
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Good morning and Happy Wednesday to everyone who is THRILLED with the incredible Blue Tsunami wins, at how well our candidates OVER performed, and how we all turned out the vote! Historic early votes. We showed up. We beat their billionaires. We beat their dirty tricks. We beat their hate and bigotry. Our UNITY beat their DIVISION. First Black Woman Governor in GA. First Latina Woman Governor in TX. First Muslim U.S. Senator ever! 250 seats for the House? 54 seats for the Senate? Who saw THAT coming? Not me. I was hopeful, but nervous AF. WE FINALLY FLIPPED TEXAS!!! I'm SO PROUD of us!!! Enjoy this win, we've earned it. Then let's get some healthcare. End these idiotic tariffs and war. And let's get some accountability. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ช
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Everywhere you look, one fantastic headline after another.
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Are Elon's algorithms deliberately preventing us from talking about the election results? Everything on my timeline is 20 hours old, no matter how far I scroll up or how often I refresh.
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Itโ€™s a complete BLUE NUKE and Iโ€™m almost crying with joy. ๐Ÿšจ DEMOCRATS FLIP CONGRESS: 7 Senate seats. House seats. 5 governorships. Hereโ€™s the election breakdown around 6 a.m. Easternโ€”and the numbers show just how far into Republican territory Democrats reached. ๐Ÿงตโฌ‡๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ต SENATE: SEVEN REPUBLICAN SEATS TURN BLUE Every race below has been called for Democrats. Approximate leads in the reported count: โ€ข NORTH CAROLINA: Roy Cooper defeats Michael Whatley โ€” +19.6 points โ€ข TEXAS: James Talarico defeats Ken Paxton โ€” +12 โ€ข MAINE: Troy Jackson defeats Susan Collins โ€” +8 โ€ข KANSAS: Adam Hamilton defeats Roger Marshall โ€” +5 โ€ข OHIO: Sherrod Brown defeats Jon Husted โ€” +4.9 โ€ข SOUTH CAROLINA: Annie Andrews defeats Darline Graham โ€” +4.5 โ€ข IOWA: Josh Turek defeats Ashley Hinson โ€” +4.2 Democrats also held Michigan, New Hampshire, Minnesota and Georgia. And two potential pickups remained unresolved: ๐Ÿ‘€ Mississippi: Scott Colom narrowly ahead in an essentially tied race. ๐Ÿ‘€ Alaska: Mary Peltola trailing by roughly 0.8 points, with about 72% counted. ๐Ÿ”ต HOUSE: 25 CALLED DEMOCRATIC GAINS ABCโ€™s 5:49 a.m. tracker showed these gains. Approximate Democratic margins: โ€ข California: CA-01 +14 | CA-03 +14 | CA-41 +30 โ€ข Colorado: CO-08 +14 โ€ข Indiana: IN-05 +4 โ€ข Iowa: IA-01 +9 | IA-02 +4 | IA-03 +8 โ€ข Kentucky: KY-06 +10 โ€ข Missouri: MO-02 +5 โ€ข Nebraska: NE-02 +15 โ€ข New Jersey: NJ-07 +16 โ€ข North Carolina: NC-11 +16 โ€ข Ohio: OH-07 +10 | OH-15 +7 โ€ข Pennsylvania: PA-01 +6 | PA-07 +12 | PA-08 +8 | PA-10 +10 โ€ข Texas: TX-15 +24 | TX-23 +8 โ€ข Utah: UT-01 +47 โ€ข Virginia: VA-02 +8 โ€ข Wisconsin: WI-01 +4 | WI-03 +6 That includes FOUR Republican-held Pennsylvania seats and THREE in Iowa. Additional Democratic leads in uncalled races arenโ€™t included in those 25 gains. ๐Ÿ”ต GOVERNORS: FIVE REPUBLICAN-HELD OFFICES FLIPPED โ€ข IOWA: Rob Sand defeats Zach Lahn โ€” +11 points โ€ข GEORGIA: Keisha Lance Bottoms defeats Rick Jackson โ€” +8.6 โ€ข OHIO: Amy Acton defeats Vivek Ramaswamy โ€” +7.9 โ€ข NEVADA: Aaron Ford defeats Joe Lombardo โ€” +7.6 โ€ข TEXAS: Gina Hinojosa defeats Greg Abbott โ€” +7.1 Democrats also held Arizona, Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania. Republican Byron Donalds won Florida, with a reported lead around 1.3 points. Alaska and Kansas remained unresolved. ๐ŸŽฏ WHAT HAPPENED IN THE TOSS-UPS? SENATE: Democrats won FIVE of Cookโ€™s SIX toss-upsโ€”every one that had been decided. Alaska remained outstanding. HOUSE: Of ABCโ€™s 14 toss-ups: โœ… 8 Democratic wins ๐Ÿ”ต 5 additional Democratic leads ๐Ÿ”ด 1 Republican lead Democrats had WON or were LEADING in 13 of 14. Leads are not callsโ€”but thatโ€™s a remarkable battleground performance. Texas elected Democrats to the Senate AND the governorโ€™s office. Ohio and Iowa did the same. Republicans lost both chambers of Congress. Democrats now have the power to put real congressional checks on Trump. These are projected wins and approximate morning margins, not certified final results. Counts and source update times vary; House margins use rounded percentages, and redistricting affects district comparisons.
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Itโ€™s not looking good for Boebert! Eileen Laubacher - 49.2% / 168,729 votes Lauren Boebert - 47.57% / 163,835 votes 87% reporting #TX23
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Replying to @VP
@VP @JDVance @SLOTUS Absolutely...!
JD Vanceโ€™s presidential run ended tonight.
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Democratic Gov. Kathy Hochul has won her race for New York Governor and will serve a second full term.
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Rachel Maddow just now- "during the break, someone brought in a quote, a statement from the White House concerning tonight's elections.... pause... I threw it away. It doesn't matter". Oh my god, I'm dying ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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BIG news out of Alabama, as Allison Montgomery has become the first ever openly transgender state legislator in Alabama history! She flipped the Trump+5 #HD25 on the west side of Huntsville
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Take it from me folks, cause I have been there. I pity the poor bastards near my uncle tonight. #Democracy @Scaramucci
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If it makes Republican voters feel better, Trump was never going to send you $5000 anyway.
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Governing by tantrum has resulted in Donald Trump holding his breath until America turned blue.
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Mike Johnson will finally get a chance to catch up on all the breaking news he has missed
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scrolling without doom is so fun
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Does anybody remember how they felt on election night two years ago? I know I do. I was angry, defeated, sick and fed up with the voters in this country. What a hugely different feeling tonight. I feel hopeful for the first time in many years. I feel like the country is back.
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Let's get to work.
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THEYRE LOSING DISTRICTS THEY GERRYMANDERED FOR THEMSELVES BAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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๐Ÿšจ#BREAKING: Itโ€™s being reported that the energy throughout the White House tonight is absolute dread and hopelessness. Trump is reportedly just staring at Fox News in near silence, only occasionally uttering โ€œunbelievableโ€.
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