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I'll take you where real animals are playing

Joined December 2025
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Replying to @endorphinheist
Check his birth record, it's right there. Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayedberg
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new conspiracy just dropped
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Some beautiful vintage Pateks coming up today at the Phillips Geneva Watch Auction: Eberhard signed 570, two-toned 530 with Breguet numerals, Gilbert Albert 3424 (dream watch), and steel 1463
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Cashier just asked me, "Is that all?" What the hell? Then he said, "Have a nice day!". What the fuck has happened to society? I threw the burning hot coffee in his face and he started screaming like a pussy 🤣
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Getting the Wordle in: 1. Pure luck. Unimpressive. 2. A fluke. 3. Skillful play. If there are gamer girls around, their panties are either soaked or no longer being worn. 4. Try again tomorrow. 5. A creep like you will only ever kiss anime pillows and fuck his own hand. 6. Die.
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Mimmy I want veggy plece😊😂Put &it inside my mouxhjng Mxmmy ,ouigrgh🤢 🤮Eigh hg oh god ojrgh eirhgh it Ouhyghmy ohg god Sorry guys it’s never this badOueidjgh kvghI’m S h SorhyguysRoiu&hxh ough god h it’sieugjh O7gdh igb ohgogdjOhgSimeoneGet my anxiety PenOuf(h mJkrg jPleaxe
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I keep getting served ads for Charlie Kirk underwear and I click to see more (because my curiosity gets the best of me) and then the algorithm thinks I’m really in the market for some Charlie Kirk underwear and now it’s like every ad I see
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‘I like taking jobs from younger actors.’ - Robert Pattinson
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透明水彩は、紙の白を光に変えられます。
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This person on my fyp who keeps making ai deepfakes of nathan fielder performing drake songs and playing with switchblades
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australianised it
Yall fuck with my state tierlist?
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when my first serious girlfriend killed herself our friend made a cd in remembrance. all remixes of gangnam style. i was furious, decked him in the mouth real bad. we didnt turn it off and i was just yanking his head around sobbing in a honda fit with donk gangnam style blasting
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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Replying to @sacchariii
neurotypicals be like if you don't eat your veggies you're a pedophile
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Tried to have a cute moment and gulp down all of my 9 pills in one swig and sadly had a chunky vomit inside the car
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Charlie Kirks death was worse than 9/11
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If you voted blue, just know you voted for - Killing Babies - Men in Trans Sports - Jihad in Women’s Bathrooms - Hatians - Not Disavowing Hasan Piker - Genociding Israel out of our Politics - Slavery of Billionaire Income Rights - Mosques in Trans Schools - Trans Gay Communist
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Bro last night was an gobling
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Replying to @BluebriarArts
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discord friend groups when you dare to criticize the designated sad boi who is holding all of them emotionally hostage
called a dude out for tracing art in his commissions and he got me timed for an hour. u CANT make this shit up
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coworker dropped a fucking banger
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