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Replying to @endorphinheist
Check his birth record, it's right there. Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayedberg
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Some beautiful vintage Pateks coming up today at the Phillips Geneva Watch Auction: Eberhard signed 570, two-toned 530 with Breguet numerals, Gilbert Albert 3424 (dream watch), and steel 1463
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Cashier just asked me, "Is that all?" What the hell? Then he said, "Have a nice day!". What the fuck has happened to society? I threw the burning hot coffee in his face and he started screaming like a pussy 🤣
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Getting the Wordle in:
1. Pure luck. Unimpressive.
2. A fluke.
3. Skillful play. If there are gamer girls around, their panties are either soaked or no longer being worn.
4. Try again tomorrow.
5. A creep like you will only ever kiss anime pillows and fuck his own hand.
6. Die.
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I keep getting served ads for Charlie Kirk underwear and I click to see more (because my curiosity gets the best of me) and then the algorithm thinks I’m really in the market for some Charlie Kirk underwear and now it’s like every ad I see
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This person on my fyp who keeps making ai deepfakes of nathan fielder performing drake songs and playing with switchblades
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when my first serious girlfriend killed herself our friend made a cd in remembrance. all remixes of gangnam style. i was furious, decked him in the mouth real bad. we didnt turn it off and i was just yanking his head around sobbing in a honda fit with donk gangnam style blasting
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Replying to @sacchariii
neurotypicals be like if you don't eat your veggies you're a pedophile
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Tried to have a cute moment and gulp down all of my 9 pills in one swig and sadly had a chunky vomit inside the car
If you voted blue, just know
you voted for
- Killing Babies
- Men in Trans Sports
- Jihad in Women’s Bathrooms
- Hatians
- Not Disavowing Hasan Piker
- Genociding Israel out of our Politics
- Slavery of Billionaire Income Rights
- Mosques in Trans Schools
- Trans Gay Communist
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