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Joined June 2019
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Double date Halloween costume idea.
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What it feels like when you start using a Chinese model and it actually just does what you want without a fucking condescending moral lecture.
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Jefferies snuck in on the Anthropic IPO, wow good work guys
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Replying to @zerohedge
They're going to report absolutely bonkers Muse numbers and every boomer PM who has unresolved PTSD from Pets dot com is going to have a stroke.
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Dressing up as a Jefferies credit analyst for Halloween
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It was only a kiss, IT WAS ONLY A KISS!
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"Free Syria"
"Free Congo, Free Sudan, Free Syria, Free Palestine."
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Lebanese Forces x Lana Del Rey edit
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Virgin tourists crowding into Santorini to pose for photos on the beautiful blue Mediterranean Sea to flex on instagram Vs. Chad tourists riding a donkey cart into Kandahar to pose for photos with ugly Taliban troglodytes to flex on WeChat
never, EVER doubt the Chinese woman's ability to get the pic
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my dad been talking like this since the divorce
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Top 5 climate activists of all time: 1) The Ayatollah (closed the strait) 2) Ansar Allah (bombed saudi arabia) 3) Xi Jinping (investing in green energy) 4) Zelenskyy (bombed russia) 5) Greta Thunberg
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Jason has a deep emotional bond with Paris and the French people
Let me redo the headline for you @nytimes: “Criminals loot Paris, beat police and light monuments on fire. Subhead: “Citizens are deeply concerned and scared for their personal safety. Election odds predictably swing to law-and-order candidates on prediction markets.”
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TRENDING: University of Chicago students are protesting at the CME, demanding an end to the federal ban on onion futures Student-led group For Our Futures is rallying to call for a repeal of the 1958 Onion Futures Act
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“Up up with speculation, down down with regulation”
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you need to keep the control rods IN the reactor
This 1966 Montessori school design by Herman Hertzberger is a brilliant way to make a classroom space truly interactive and fun
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Wait overpriced and mediocre
Bangkok Supper Club is one of my favorite restaurants in NYC right now. It’s unlike any other Thai I’ve had, and legitimately every single dish was unreal. I would run that meal back right now (I had it for dinner last night) & I just woke up. HIGHLY recommend.
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i was gonna say something really mean but because you pay for twitter and can’t properly spell duchess i’m gonna be nice and let you have this one. you’re so right. you can’t get a bagel in nyc anymore.
you can’t even get a bagel in nyc anymore bc they’re all owned by private equity
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Many NYC bagel shops are independently or family-owned, not by private equity. The pictured shops (Leon's Bagels and Apollo Bagels) are run by their founders with no such backing. nydailynews.com/2024/06/05/nyc… whodoyouknow.nyc/p/behind-the-b… forward.com/culture/824095… nytimes.com/2026/04/14/din…
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I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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Enron announces that it has made some “mistakes” with its financial statements for the years 1997 to 2000, and that it will require a new audit.
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Replying to @Linahuaa
Gotcha - you're saying that the interaction of thrusters with suction in an automobile, handled with complete precision is quite old? OK, I'll bite. Who else has done it?
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