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What it feels like when you start using a Chinese model and it actually just does what you want without a fucking condescending moral lecture.
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Replying to @zerohedge
They're going to report absolutely bonkers Muse numbers and every boomer PM who has unresolved PTSD from Pets dot com is going to have a stroke.
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Virgin tourists crowding into Santorini to pose for photos on the beautiful blue Mediterranean Sea to flex on instagram
Vs.
Chad tourists riding a donkey cart into Kandahar to pose for photos with ugly Taliban troglodytes to flex on WeChat
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Top 5 climate activists of all time:
1) The Ayatollah (closed the strait)
2) Ansar Allah (bombed saudi arabia)
3) Xi Jinping (investing in green energy)
4) Zelenskyy (bombed russia)
5) Greta Thunberg
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Jason has a deep emotional bond with Paris and the French people
Let me redo the headline for you @nytimes:
“Criminals loot Paris, beat police and light monuments on fire.
Subhead:
“Citizens are deeply concerned and scared for their personal safety. Election odds predictably swing to law-and-order candidates on prediction markets.”
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i was gonna say something really mean but because you pay for twitter and can’t properly spell duchess i’m gonna be nice and let you have this one. you’re so right. you can’t get a bagel in nyc anymore.
you can’t even get a bagel in nyc anymore bc they’re all owned by private equity
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Many NYC bagel shops are independently or family-owned, not by private equity. The pictured shops (Leon's Bagels and Apollo Bagels) are run by their founders with no such backing.
nydailynews.com/2024/06/05/nyc…
whodoyouknow.nyc/p/behind-the-b…
forward.com/culture/824095…
nytimes.com/2026/04/14/din…
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Enron announces that it has made some “mistakes” with its financial statements for the years 1997 to 2000, and that it will require a new audit.
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Replying to @Linahuaa
Gotcha - you're saying that the interaction of thrusters with suction in an automobile, handled with complete precision is quite old? OK, I'll bite. Who else has done it?














































