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God, Family, Country

Maine, USA
Joined May 2012
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A highly coordinated scheme to steal an election is happening in real time... Watch:
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Daughter sprained her ankle executing a slide tackle in soccer. Out for two weeks but made it back to finish out the season. Turns out she had sheared a chip off her tibia and is now proudly wearing a boot. Dr. couldn't believe she played on it
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Patriots LOCK IN
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The lack of young people=> Lack of family formation=> Lack of household formation loans=> Capital needs to find other interest=> Commoditization of common item classes
Everyone has their theories about why there isn't more young people getting into agriculture and why there's no herd expansion. It's just access to land. It's not interest rates, cow prices, or work ethic, it's just land. (Used Gemini to make the chart)
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"Open Access" is the explanation for inducing the public to pay for the infrastructure. The actual knowledge will still be proprietary, arbitraged, and even weaponized against said public
Why the modernity is so obsessed with open access to knowledge when it has no interest in it? I think the knowledge should be reserved for those really striving for it with will, passion and great desire being ready to undergo different and eventually hard tests.
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Muslims not exactly beating the allegations
If, God forbid, Abdul loses, this will be a watershed moment in Democratic politics. The fire will rise. It's over. People will be radicalized against corporate, pro-Israel Dems. There will be a reckoning. If, when, he wins, it will be a watershed moment. And that reckoning will still come.
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This must be why Columbus got his own Holiday
Science just confirmed eating 2 dates filled with pumpkin seeds every morning delivers more iron, magnesium and zinc than most supplements and this combination has been used for 6,000 years.
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Compared to plumbers or electricians, carpenters are a veritable barrel of monkeys
Niche, micro celebrity carpenters are fun, apparently.
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Oh you're a good mother? Name every meal
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Showed up on Spotify today Traffic "Freedom Rider" open.spotify.com/track/0NUBF…
Replying to @AldousAsterion
Not much call for a rock flautist these days
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Cool, could you please give me directions to Atheist General Hospital
Be atheist. Be happy ❤️
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Layed the tree over, parted it out and now Mrs Scratchy is battling with the stump. Beautiful fall day. Some family is finishing their drive up from Texas tonight and coming over for lasagna.
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Been clearing out the old pig area. Dropping a few problem trees and burning the slash and the brush. Leaving the stumps high until they are pulled. On a sunny day it's certainly better than working
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End of the regular season and on to the playoffs for both Field Hockey and Soccer daughters
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Best i can do is I ate a lychee once
A few minutes ago I successfully used my private AI over VPN to troubleshoot Lychee Slicer's login on my laptop. Qwen3.8-27B dove in and in < 3 min. everything was resolved. 🤯
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Ok, so close! Now just do the same program for illegals who turn in the people who hire them.
BREAKING: President Trump announced a anti-fraud program that would pay people who expose fraud 1% of the money recovered. “If you find $1 billion, we are giving a commission to that person of 1%,” he said.
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Because of social media, every unlikable person thinks they are some class of veracious truthteller
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What did people think post-nationalism looks like- Vibes? Papers? Essays?
French riots being riven by 54 radical groups — including communists, free Palestine activists trib.al/GGNpqTd
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Kind of guy who sports bespoke pastel PPE to prune his azaleas
There is a guy on our street who is obsessed with his chainsaw. Every few months he cuts down more trees and more brush and it makes the big lot around his house look worse. He's trimming away more and more, and it's looking barren and sad. Today he took down some little trees by the corner of the house. Not big trees that might fall and hurt the house. Little pine kinds of things. Also a big shrub by the front door which created a sort of nice wall. For some reason he also took down some little trees near the edge of the periphery. They are scattered all over the yard now and he's dragging them to the back where he will burn them tonight. He always burns this brush in the fall. That's cool, it smells good and looks nice in the night. But the constantly cutting down of the trees isn't cool. It's his place whatever - actually it's not, the house belongs to the woman who lives there, the one who he moved in with a few years ago - but it sure seems stupid to me. Whenever he gets on a chainsaw tear my wife and I both ask each other, shocked - "What the hell is wrong with this guy? He's possessed by the chainsaw." Now it's looking barren and ugly. I'm not a lawn guy or a perfectly manicured grounds guy. Quite the opposite. I like natural stuff and I like trees and bushes and houses that feel like they come out of the woods. It's like he's trying to turn the place into the saddest lot imaginable. The corner where he took down a tree is now exposed and pretty sad comparatively. I don't think he consciously wants to do it though, I think he is retired and bored and has nothing else to do and loves using the chainsaw. So he tries to find something to do just like the old lady who cleans the room that hasn't been slept in for 2 years. So I think he will just keeps cutting and cutting, sawing and sawing, burning and burning, until there isn't any thing left. Possessed by chainsaw.
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