Sarah McLear retweeted
MANY THINK THAT THE BEGINNING OF FALL IS SEPTEMBER 21ST BECAUSE OF SOME SORT OF MOON THING BUT ACTUALLY THE BEGINNING OF FALL IS WHENEVER I CAN BUY A BIG SKELETON AT TARGET
Sarah McLear retweeted
CELEBRATE HAVING SOME TIME AWAY FROM WORK BY GETTING AN INCREDIBLE HANGOVER THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO LIE ABSOLUTELY STILL
Sarah McLear retweeted
hello the teens. do u know what are better than to partook of the Devil’s cabbage??? put a bread in the floor and wait for bords. who need weend when ya have the company of brids. good now give the weesd to us
Sarah McLear retweeted
Literally any man: I like my women like I like m-
Me: *presses airhorn button*
Sarah McLear retweeted
TIME’s new cover: Donald Trump relied on Michael Cohen to weather the storm. Now the President is on his own ti.me/2IO8llc
Sarah McLear retweeted
EARLY TO BED
EARLY TO RISE
NEITHER HELPS HONESTLY
SUCCESS AND FAILURE ARE BASICALLY RANDOM
CATCH SOME REST WHILE YOU CAN
Sarah McLear retweeted
A guy just tried to MANSPLAIN to me what a sawhorse is but I SHUT HIM DOWN bc I am WELL AWARE that it’s the past tense of seahorse, THANKS
Sarah McLear retweeted
IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST THAT IS FINE I AM A TERRIFYING AND POWERFUL THING AND ALL SHOULD LIVE IN FEAR


















