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University of Evansville

Joined September 2012
Sarah McLear retweeted
MANY THINK THAT THE BEGINNING OF FALL IS SEPTEMBER 21ST BECAUSE OF SOME SORT OF MOON THING BUT ACTUALLY THE BEGINNING OF FALL IS WHENEVER I CAN BUY A BIG SKELETON AT TARGET
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sometimes. you have to spin in circles. to appreciate all that’s around you
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your mcm isn't environmentally conscious? smh do better queen
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the funny thing about your attention. is that. i need it
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you ever just go outside and be like "damn good shit nature"
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Sarah McLear retweeted
CELEBRATE HAVING SOME TIME AWAY FROM WORK BY GETTING AN INCREDIBLE HANGOVER THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO LIE ABSOLUTELY STILL
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good morning to everybody except global warming deniers
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This is class hahaha
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Hey can i copy your homework? Yeah just dont make it to obvious
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hello the teens. do u know what are better than to partook of the Devil’s cabbage??? put a bread in the floor and wait for bords. who need weend when ya have the company of brids. good now give the weesd to us
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Literally any man: I like my women like I like m- Me: *presses airhorn button*
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Sarah McLear retweeted
TIME’s new cover: Donald Trump relied on Michael Cohen to weather the storm. Now the President is on his own ti.me/2IO8llc
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This is the best version of this meme
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Sarah McLear retweeted
EARLY TO BED EARLY TO RISE NEITHER HELPS HONESTLY SUCCESS AND FAILURE ARE BASICALLY RANDOM CATCH SOME REST WHILE YOU CAN
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i know. you’ve got a lot going on right now. but guess what. i love you
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If your from Evansville you know💯
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Sarah McLear retweeted
A guy just tried to MANSPLAIN to me what a sawhorse is but I SHUT HIM DOWN bc I am WELL AWARE that it’s the past tense of seahorse, THANKS
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Sarah McLear retweeted
IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST THAT IS FINE I AM A TERRIFYING AND POWERFUL THING AND ALL SHOULD LIVE IN FEAR
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Missing the weekend already.
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I imagine the USA men’s curling team cracking cold ones and exchanging Dad jokes in their free time
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