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@shapegrifter

alchemical debauchery

Joined August 2010
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it takes quite a few iterations of pouring your heart out to a wall till you physically cannot gaf anymore
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I don’t really believe in “communicating,” 9/10 people cannot be communicated with, you’re just getting yourself worked up and vulnerable for ultimately nothing. Just decide what you can put up with or remove yourself.
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god forbid a girl likes to put entitled assholes in their place 🙄
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@shapegrifterOct 31
everytime i ask chatgpt to rewrite my emails, it makes me sound 10x politer that i intended to be. i guess this is what diplomacy is about huh
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everytime i ask chatgpt to rewrite my emails, it makes me sound 10x politer that i intended to be. i guess this is what diplomacy is about huh
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nobody unleashes my fuck you mode more than someone trying to play it unfair the minute they see i’m in a desperate situation.
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for halloween i’ll be unbothered, moisturized, in my lane, happy, focused, flourishing, dressing slutty
basil (@blis5ful) profile picturebasil@blis5fulOct 30
for halloween ill be okay
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sometimes i get second-hand mind trip from my parents just thinking about them having created full-fledged human beings
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@PromptLLMOct 28
Still blows my mind someone at Google would of came up with the idea of Google Maps / Google Earth Then suggested that they drive down every road on the planet and take pictures of it And then they actually went and did it
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i’m with the french on a lot of things. don’t believe in a talking stage, my idea of makeup is just slapping on a bold lipstick, believe that eating buttery fat croissants make you skinny
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This is so real because there are days I can tell I am just blending in the background all invisible and there are days I can tell I am extremely noticeable like a glow in dark sticker
shadow work guide (@anokariver) profile pictureshadow work guide
@anokariverOct 28
I can tell my frequency is high today bc everyone was so nice to me in the grocery store
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girls who grew up browsing streets on google earth now browse real estate on zillow
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gotta love that 1 hyper-extroverted friend who takes you everywhere
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need a rock hard solid core bad bad bad bad
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idk. i for one shoot that shit up my veins
tomie (@tomieinlove) profile picturetomie
@tomieinloveOct 28
Actually being in love feels dreadful, even if the love is reciprocated. You are anxious all the time, each interaction with them is characterized by fear, you agonize over doing everything "right." You are acutely aware if you fumble things, you will never live it down.
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I will give all my fucks till I can’t give no fucks no more
constantine (@firsteyera) profile pictureconstantine@firsteyeraOct 27
I love being #chalant #realgiveafucker
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Punished Mya@unusualmyaOct 27
EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP: Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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when my ex and i broke up and blocked each others socials, his best friend would relay messages about how we both were liking the same fucked up esoteric reels
🎸 (@hotrockstvr) profile picture🎸@hotrockstvrOct 26
two of my mutuals broke up and blocked each other but they're still liking the same posts it's kind of poetic 😭😭😭
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god i need to build a wardrobe that accurately represents my avant-garde brutalist taste
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@owenbroadcastOct 27
yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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i'll never stop wearing my heart on my sleeve. my sleeve just comes with a built-in sword now
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