thisissorandom🍉 (@shawrizz) header
thisissorandom🍉 (@shawrizz) profile picture

thisissorandom🍉

@shawrizz

This is a @l_roxxie stan account ‼️

Joined July 2020
  • Tweets94.5K
  • Following860
  • Followers4.8K
1.8KMedia
Photo by thisissorandom🍉 (@shawrizz)Photo by thisissorandom🍉 (@shawrizz)Photo by thisissorandom🍉 (@shawrizz)Photo by thisissorandom🍉 (@shawrizz)Photo by thisissorandom🍉 (@shawrizz)Photo by thisissorandom🍉 (@shawrizz)Photo by thisissorandom🍉 (@shawrizz)Photo by thisissorandom🍉 (@shawrizz)Photo by thisissorandom🍉 (@shawrizz)Photo by thisissorandom🍉 (@shawrizz)
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
M. (@blndvnt) profile picture
M.@blndvntNov 5
rewarded myself with a 2 hour break after writing the title of my assignment
33
4,749
137
44,821
307,357
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
Ona 𐙚 (@ona_nky) profile picture
Ona 𐙚
@ona_nky15h
Friday, the day to give it my nothing at work 😭🤭
24
465
32
1,965
33,605
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
LeBronce Jamie (@IAmShannonAli) profile picture
LeBronce Jamie@IAmShannonAli18h
When I’m president imma make sucking dick illegal
Faidat (@Faidat0755) profile pictureFaidat
@Faidat0755Nov 4
Sex is supposed 2 start off with sucking his dick ladies 😂🤣
112
2,010
130
16,115
164,774
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
. (@Dboysback65) profile picture
.@Dboysback65Nov 5
People at work will be like “so what ya eating” and it’s clear as day that your eating spaghetti, lmao like back your stupid ass up please.
26
482
84
3,420
65,288
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
eliz (@eliza___v) profile picture
eliz
@eliza___v7h
Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions
52
2,518
124
13,144
177,826
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
7rq (@gloccnim) profile picture
7rq
@gloccnim9h
When u find a mistake at work but it’s also Friday:
Image from 7rq (@gloccnim)
32
4,239
190
42,502
521,671
Okay fine YES I love taking men’s hard earned money
23
1,431
54
6,524
72,886
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
Elkana Frin (@Elkana_kip) profile picture
Elkana Frin@Elkana_kipNov 3
Matatu inajaa alafu unapewa piece ya mbao ukalie,and you oblige, I will never understand that shit hii nchi enyewe ni mediocre.
37
128
16
920
26,724
If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
5,607
34,254
6,507
358,119
18,045,582
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
nate. (@fjxr_) profile picture
nate.
@fjxr_Nov 2
having an unemployed friend to text during work is so important. they’re like the window in your prison cell.
286
9,096
957
125,675
2,491,874
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
St.Paul's University (@SPUKenya) profile picture
St.Paul's University
@SPUKenyaNov 2
Ndio kurudishiwa log ins.... My pal's uncle huwa anafagia uko, anasema tuende tu ata wao wako nyuma yetu.... FRIDAY IS FRIDAY!! 6/11/2026
St.Paul's University (@SPUKenya) profile pictureSt.Paul's University
@SPUKenyaOct 25
Guys,the graduation square is a PROTECTED AREA...OSINT update inasema gown ziko trailed by unserviced Prados, sijapata Number plate vizuri, nmeona tu 611 Z, we must have them by 29th ndio watu wapick as they prepare for 6/11/26. The graduation square is a PROTECTED AREA 🫶
143
546
28
2,890
98,832
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
Nietzsche ki beti (@chiggiiiii) profile picture
Nietzsche ki beti@chiggiiiiiNov 2
every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live
322
42,540
1,632
324,013
4,011,852
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
Chris (@arab3638) profile picture
Chris@arab3638Nov 1
When I’m enjoying Sunday and it reaches 5-8pm
54
12,117
182
118,646
1,157,338
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
maya ⋆˚꩜｡ (@m4yyahh) profile picture
maya ⋆˚꩜｡@m4yyahhNov 1
how it feels going anywhere with a backpack or suitcase
30
4,727
153
47,679
523,786
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
aang (@4aa_ng) profile picture
aang
@4aa_ngNov 1
Kenyans doing Loggy3 project for 0.1$ and hour is making me go on my knees every night and pray for this country and for us financially unstable mfs 😭
17
87
7
701
10,779
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
Debbie Downer (@ANGELBABYBITTY) profile picture
Debbie Downer@ANGELBABYBITTYNov 1
can somebody else pay my rent i dont want to
25
2,140
104
11,812
206,164
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
Queen Sun (@Mamidiaries) profile picture
Queen Sun@MamidiariesNov 1
Wanaendanga na rotation. Soon enough they'll be back to fatherless daughters, then employed women, jobless women, single women, married women, single mums women.....women. Like a compass needle...
Nyambura Njaũ ♏️ (@NyamburaGobela) profile pictureNyambura Njaũ ♏️@NyamburaGobelaNov 1
Us fatherless daughters can finally rest, they’re now coming for those who are loved at home 😆😆😆
13
429
1
1,859
20,586
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
Bella (@BellaBaddie__) profile picture
Bella
@BellaBaddie__Nov 1
Men are so angry about this because the power to ruin a woman’s life and push her and her children into poverty through pregnancy is a big part of how women are systematically oppressed by men
Jace Valen (@JaceValen) profile pictureJace Valen
@JaceValenNov 1
I seriously love women of this generation so much 😹🤣
Image from Jace Valen (@JaceValen)
Image from Jace Valen (@JaceValen)
67
2,759
11
27,766
181,981
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
jonasette🧚🏾‍♂️ (@kamauess_) profile picture
jonasette🧚🏾‍♂️@kamauess_Nov 1
Hate us kabisa,eh sinanga fare akiz
Aloft (@Aloftgamingke) profile pictureAloft@AloftgamingkeOct 31
mann I hate poor ladies wdym huna fare...
20
292
2
1,927
22,564
thisissorandom🍉 retweeted
sintashta 𖹭 𐂃𐂅 (@traumlallerin) profile picture
sintashta 𖹭 𐂃𐂅@traumlallerinNov 1
do you ever be laying in your warm comfy bed while your alarm for work is going off thinking what if i just shot myself in the head instead
174
19,142
564
199,563
2,212,562
Load more