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ive got rot on my shit im straight up sloughing it off im disintegrating

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hear me out: bicep heart flex around a big boob
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Moonstruck❤️‍🔥 (@godspeed_aflame) profile pictureMoonstruck❤️‍🔥@godspeed_aflame2h
this trend is deceptively difficult to properly set up.
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or if it’s not a she
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maybe around a tummy, pregnant or just fat?
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현재 삼전 차트 << 미소녀 팔뚝 그리는 중이라 지금사면 좆된다는거임 팔꿈치에서 사세요
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i forget why this is on my desktop
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what it feels like when a coworker shares music with you
Eric Bernhagen (@eric_bernhagen) profile pictureEric Bernhagen@eric_bernhagenOct 29
16 speakers two subwoofers with megaphones full volume and microphone direct feedback loud bass challenge
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Crazy how wife guy went from an excuse to not do something you don’t want to do, to a personality replacement and now there’s no more good will left for my go-to excuse to not stay out past 11
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things i saw tonight at the pumpkin patch
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totally normal poop the next day despite this having used a potentially 4+ year old buldak sauce packet that had the consistency of unchanged oil from a shitbox econocar
rube goldberg MAID machine (@shittyprogram) profile picturerube goldberg MAID machine@shittyprogramOct 29
eating the nuclear waste noodles
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it says a lot about a person, whether when they have a tangled cable they pull it taut or actually untangle it
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eating the nuclear waste noodles
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Layla Rhiannon@LaylaRhiannon3Oct 27
that dream that starts 10 minutes before you have to get up
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wake up babe help me look for the piece of the contraption this Japanese man dropped
rath (@RipVanWinkey) profile picturerath@RipVanWinkeyOct 28
現行時計修理師検定1級問題 下の写真の中に誤って落とした部品が一つあります。 探して見つけなさい。 なお、見つけられない場合は次の問題に進むことは出来ません。
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being on twitter will have you contemplating the opsec of revealing your save file’s name in a video game
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"And if I put the hot glue here it's going to be structurally sound? It's going to be useful for something at the end of the video?" "Of course it will. I'm being real with you right now. Why would I clickbait you? I don't have a reason to do that"
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incredible, they dropped a celsius flavor that doesn’t taste like piss
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men must be eating whatever
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