rube goldberg MAID machine

hear me out: bicep heart flex around a big boob

i forget why this is on my desktop

“Cum version. Yes, that is dish soap”

eating the nuclear waste noodles

pretty sure it’s just cope because she doesn’t like Roman

incredible, they dropped a celsius flavor that doesn’t taste like piss

Most men who complete one of these degrees will funnel into sales, management or consulting (or go on to try to become an actual psych). HR tends to be something you fall into when you don’t really have direction or purpose

men must be eating whatever

Oh!

i got lazy but usually i take all the drippings from resting / cutting and add it to the pan, add a little cornstarch slurry and make a pan sauce