Looking for a sign from God, or a knod from Hell.
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the Don Quixote of the ICU retweeted
When women use Dude Wipes they’re making it harder for men who legitimately need wipes to access them
the Don Quixote of the ICU retweeted
“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
I thought this once, then I saw that Nathan Fielder movie last week and now I'm dead
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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Whatever you thought was the best song ever when you were 13-15 plays a huge part in your music loving journey
the Don Quixote of the ICU retweeted
trans girls we have got to get better at picking out names because what do you mean i went to t-girl baseball and they had who on first, what on second, and I don’t know on third.
I miss smoking weed to not feel like shit. Anyway this is me coming out as a not weed smoker anymore.
Friday I'm seeing the Nathan Fielder doc
Saturday my best friends are getting married
Sunday I'm seeing Earl & MIKE
Monday I'm seeing Algernon Cadwallader
This has potentiality to be the greatest weekend of my life
