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Looking for a sign from God, or a knod from Hell.

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Joined January 2010
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everything, is made of tiny balls. called adams...
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When women use Dude Wipes they’re making it harder for men who legitimately need wipes to access them
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen an IG sketch this dense with jokes
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“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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trans girls we have got to get better at picking out names because what do you mean i went to t-girl baseball and they had who on first, what on second, and I don’t know on third.
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cuando la peor persona que conoces tiene un buen punto
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Yes, the stripper 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 love you — she just has a lot on her plate right now, which may be why she hasn’t responded to your text messages. 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗸 Strippers work long hours most nights, leaving them emotionally drained. She wants you, 𝘣𝘶𝘵
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still think abortion is cool? why not ask your... aborted gf: i'm sorry you never got to cheat on me. aborted homunculus: i would've wanted to be an outlet for your violent emotions. aborted drake: you could've used to call me on my cellphone.
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Cameron winter This is Lorelei and MJ Fuckerman should hang out and have crazy fucking sex with each other like jizz everywheree with their guitars in the room
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the kind of feel-good story you don’t see too often these days
THE TATES WERE THROWN INTO HELL‼️ Their lawyer says Andrew and Tristan were moved into a roach infested cell with no AC and no hot water. How do you feel about this?
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in 2016 i had more respect for macklemore than radiohead
imagine if someone in 2016 told me that in 10 years I’d have more respect for Macklemore than Radiohead. the kind of prediction that medieval kings used to kill their seers for making.
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Serj dont have internet
Falling In Reverse have released new single Joseph featuring Corey Taylor (Slipknot) and Serj Tankian (System of a Down).
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Kanye West did a song titled Heil Hitler and is currently doing a concert tour, which has included multiple dates at Raymond James stadium in Tampa that has banned Macklemore for saying end the genocide & free Palestine fucking absurd
Promoters have pulled Macklemore from Ed Sheeran’s tour after he called for a “Free Palestine” on stage: “We have been notified by venues on the upcoming U.S. tour dates that they will not allow a concert to take place with Macklemore on the lineup” (rollingstone.com/music/music…)
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the best etid record is whichever one i’m currently listening to
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every time I die will forever be that band
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POV: we heard you say you like metalcore guitar
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Thanks for listening to the new shiiii
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If I was The Fall of Troy and read this I'd kill myself
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fallfiftyfeet - Gravedancing (2026)
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