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Football tweets and not much more to be honest.

Rochdale, England
Joined October 2009
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Not sure a tight 1-0 between 4th and 22nd in League Two is as susceptible to a pitch invasion as it was in April…
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I’d suggest that the old ordering system in The Ratcliffe was working better for half-time. Must’ve sold less food and less beer doing all from the main bar. #RAFC
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Beat 9 of the current top 11 in his time here, including all of the other ‘Big 6’ clubs. Could clearly get results, heavily let down this summer. Hopefully they haven’t banned his season ticket.
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Personally looking forward to the variety of ways some Reds will be spelling Pochettino.
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Well in, Lucy Beaumont.
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Carrick to Pochettino? This is about as close as United get to well-thought out continuity from the football department.
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Time to utilise the mute function 😂
Can we just say, that booing of Dalot was a fucking disgrace.
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Live footage of me inviting everyone else to my United disillusionment
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Simon Carline retweeted
Saeed trying to get United fans to leave Old Trafford
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It’s happened again, it’s happened againnnnn, Manchester United fast bar kiosks, it’s happened again.
Just clocked that the AI self-service beer thing at OT only charged me for one beer instead of two last night. Take that Glazers & co.
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Can we just say, that booing of Dalot was a fucking disgrace.
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Incorrect, we only do half of that
Salford Reds are like HIV, incurable 😭😭 Most of these lot treat matchdays like a fucking picnic.. get drunk, eat prawn sandwiches sing Glazers out & then queue up to suck the players and manager off in the car park 🤌🏼
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Just clocked that the AI self-service beer thing at OT only charged me for one beer instead of two last night. Take that Glazers & co.
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Saying nothing about the football, but I like the green and gold balloon idea.
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Hope he wrote all the replies on his arm
I’m off to a football pub quiz tonight so please give me your most niche football trivia that nobody else knows
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Absolutely get that the team is playing like the sport is a new concept to them, but it’s been 3 years of longing for Champions League football at Old Trafford, yet now it’s here, no fucker fancies actually turning up.
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The Burnham episode of Screen Rot is some good shit.
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Football is a rubbish sport.
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I’ve been to 9 games this month and discounting the mighty Mallorca game, the aggregate score is 23-8 😂
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I think people probably care too much about the traitors
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