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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau

@simonnz_

don’t fuck with my trailer, cunt. don’t park in my spot

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Joined April 2021
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BREAKING: Qulae Wong has resigned as leader of the Topportunities party following allegations that she had illegally competed in a 10km fun run under another persons name. AIMS is investigating and will decide whether a lifetime ban from competing is sufficient punishment.
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Michael Laws has unresolved women issues more news at 6
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I should get thousands of dollars of tattoos
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> ‘Australia’ owns a small island near my country > this does effect me literally at all > this does psychologically destroy me > I think I will start a war over it Much for Argentina to ponder!
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dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 (@DandyGeorgism) profile picturedandelion georgism 🔰🏗@DandyGeorgismNov 2
> the UK owns a small island near my country > this does not effect me literally at all > this does not psychologically destroy me > I think I will not start a war over it Much for Argentina to ponder!
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Such a huge screen, but they can’t spare the space for a proper scoreboard
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Richard Hills (@RichardHills_) profile pictureRichard Hills@RichardHills_Oct 30
259!!!!! New Zealand’s biggest T20 score ever. Good to see it with my Dad and 40,000 others at Eden Park!!! How good is Tāmaki Makaurau for events at the moment!!
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Furthermore, Eden park won’t be the national stadium until it starts hosting tests again
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yay I only need 32% to pass
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Recruiters love being like “heyyyyyy I totally missed your last email and forgot to get back to you ahaha… . Anyway based on how busy we aren’t ready to take on another full time employee. He’s of luck ahaha… .”
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Stephen@nzsd14 Oct 2020
Replying to @docdanz007
#BoycottRanfurly
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Just voted
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No, I think the fax machine was more transformative, followed by the internet. It’s definitely up there in third place
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Do we all agree that AI is the most breathtaking mass technology of the post-War era? More amazing even than television was in the 40s or the Internet was in the 90s?
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okay let’s do a fun one 🤪
120 Aotearoa 🇳🇿 (@120Aotearoa) profile picture120 Aotearoa 🇳🇿@120AotearoaOct 28
Party Vote | RNZ-Reid Research Labour: 30.6% (-0.2) National: 24.8% (-1.1) Green: 14.5% (-0.3) ACT: 10.1% (+1.1) NZ First: 9.9% (-0.7) Opportunity: 7.2% (+1.7) TPM: 1.9% (-0.1) D: October 20 - 26 | R: 1,000. +/- 1 October 2026.
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Guess this place without Googling??
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Neil Renic@NC_RenicOct 26
Don’t let imposter syndrome define you. Embrace actual incompetence.
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Imagine how stoked you’d be if you thought you were going to Perth but you actually landed in Sydney
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The two worst categories of people: cantabrians and engineers
HyperboreanVrilMaster (@MasterVril) profile pictureHyperboreanVrilMaster@MasterVrilOct 27
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The Opportunities Party (Radical centrism, environmentalism) - 2.22% 12.2% - 197/1610 Ilam – University of Canterbury (Engineering Core) 13.2% - 5/38 Deaf Society of Canterbury, Christchurch
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let’s just say it’s gonna be interesting
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Matthew John Pearson@MJPearson1978Oct 25
NO ID REQUIRED AT VOTING BOOTH JUST SHOW ANY OF THE EASY VOTE CARDS YOU HAVE AND STATE THE PERSONS FULL NAME. JUST COMPLETED OUR 7TH VOTE FOR HELEN WHITE IN MOUNT ALBERT.
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