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simon🇨🇴 retweeted
BREAKING: Democrat Amy Acton beats Republican Vivek Ramaswamy and wins Ohio’s governor election
simon🇨🇴 retweeted
Biden purposely torpedoing his own campaign to elect Trump in knowing his administration was gonna set the country (and entire world) back tremendously and causing a deeply unpopular GOP and forever staining the Republican party for decades to come
Dark Brandon, I kneel
simon🇨🇴 retweeted
From the White House: President Trump and his Cabinet officials and political advisers are assembled in the White House East Room at a reception watching the election results come in.
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Stay safe folks. Friendly reminder.
I fought to stop DeSantis from using emergency disaster relief funds for political stunts like Alligator Alcatraz. Ashley Moody allowed it.
I raised the alarm and organized around the 50% cuts to FEMA. Ashley Moody was silent.
We purchased beds, donated money, supplies and food to hurricane survivors. Moody, while Attorney General turned the other way when insurance companies, her donors, denied claims to rebuild homes.
Vote accordingly.
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BREAKING: Iran has released a rare broadcast on state TV this morning, preparing and instructing citizens to survive a nuclear strike, including sheltering for at least 24 hours, issued by Isfahan emergency services.
It comes amid Tucker Carlson's warning that Trump may be days away from launching a nuclear strike on Iran under pressure from Netanyahu, with Pickaxe Mountain as the target.
The advisory, first issued on October 29, continues to air.
It is the first time Iran has issued a warning on how to survive a nuclear strike.
simon🇨🇴 retweeted
we're abt to find out how much "cult" still remains in maga today. is it over? is it still strong? how well does racial polarization & pure vitriol work on americans after experiencing negative real wage growth? can trump truly reverse every single campaign promise & still maintain the cattle vote?
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BREAKING: Trump says he may have to kill lots of Iranian civilians after the midterms when he resumes the war.
"I'm not looking to, you know, kill lots of people, but if we have to, we'll have to," Trump said when asked what will happen after the elections on Iran.
"We could finish them off or be nice and let thousands of people live that would get killed in a war," he adds.
simon🇨🇴 retweeted
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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simon🇨🇴 retweeted
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Tucker Carlson says US President Donald Trump may be days away from launching a nuclear strike on Iran under pressure from Israeli PM Netanyahu.
simon🇨🇴 retweeted
Very strange that a healthy 53 year old Democratic Senator who was just speaking out against Trump's illegal war against Iran and calling out their new plot suffers a stroke but 93 year old republican senator Chuck Grassley is just fine
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DID THE TRUMP REGIME SHOOT DOWN A BUSINESS JET????????
A business jet minutes ago nose dives 8 miles away from Mar-A-Lago at Palm Springs, Florida as reports were coming out that air defense systems were deployed extensively and at a heightened posture in the area as Trump is spending his day there.
wtf?
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The Learjet 60 crashed in Palm Beach County after a rapid descent shown in flight data. The FAA and NTSB are investigating the cause. There is no evidence it was shot down.
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simon🇨🇴 retweeted
So, he sent the fucking card.
BREAKING: A federal judge has dismissed Trump’s $10 billion lawsuit against The Wall Street Journal over a story about a birthday card he allegedly sent Jeffrey Epstein. nbcnews.com/politics/donald-…
simon🇨🇴 retweeted
‘Game of Thrones’ star Nikolaj Coster-Waldau pictured hiding in Ukraine metro station amid Russian air raid threat trib.al/Y3KmRdk
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BREAKING: Sen. Chris Murphy was briefed on highly classified military planning on Iran to restart the war after the midterms, calling the plans "insane."
"I will just say this: their plan is insane. It will lead to devastating escalation and the likely destruction of our commitment to the rule of law," he said at the Middle East Institute event.
The plan "will be devastating for our security interests," he adds.