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Sizzle

@sizzletrouble

Underground Cartoonist

 Booger Tree Alabama
Joined August 2026
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My neighbor after discovering “an arrowhead” while underpinning his trailer and thinking that he’s native (it was a Murray lawnmower blade fragment).
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How your email finds me:
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Timeline mutuals when they see the sunrise on Monday morning: “I’m never drinking again!” Meanwhile, my Monday morning:
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Time for a drink. Ya’ll coming?
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Whites only.
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Got my gf to carry me in to renew my drivers license while falling-down drunk, that way when I’m pulled over for DUI they’ll just think that’s how I always look.
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It’s Wednesday, get moving!
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Good morning, Southland.
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Go Vote. I voted early - from home! Like a moron! We’re doomed! #Vote #Elections2026 #footpics
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Waiting on the front porch of an abandoned house two streets over to yell racial slurs without repercussions when minorities come Trick-Or-Treating.
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Small town Saturday night.
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@DourVisageOct 31
Average sight at Dollar General Market.
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Witnessed GoySlug-maxxing irl.
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I said “Nice costume.” He looked around and said “Where?”
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Invents stand up comedy. Leaves.
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Counties without a single african american right now.
Infodex (@infodexx) profile pictureInfodex
@infodexxOct 29
US Counties Without a Single African American.
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I am that pet parent.
Dour Visage🐧 (@DourVisage) profile pictureDour Visage🐧
@DourVisageOct 29
Took my big retard Golden Retriever to the vet this summer for an ear infection. I'm getting emails from the clinic about "filling his boo-basket with doggie treats!" You don't hate "Pet Parents" enough.
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Top three beers: 1. The salty-meal beer 2. The in-car drive home beer 3. The shower beer
Sol ᛟ (@southronsol) profile pictureSol ᛟ
@southronsolOct 28
Top three beers: 1. Busch 2. Busch lite 3. Steel Reserve
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The feeling I get swapping my breakfast beer for a morning margarita.
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I’ll be in the honky tonk till diesel comes down.
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