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do not ask me to vote in your mock elections| quite fond of Remora|Rem/ora

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This is true btw
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Friendly reminder that one of the Amazon's many, many roles in South America's climate system was softening the impact of the El Niño Its deforestation *directly* contributes to the stronger effects seen here, esp in South America. Yet another reason why it must be preserved.
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@nypostOct 28
Apocalyptic Super El Niño map shows where most people will die from record-breaking calamity trib.al/Dd8lXBi
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The NY Post sensationalizes a Climate Impact Lab map as showing where "most people will die" from an "apocalyptic" calamity; the tracker estimates ~373k additional heat deaths (Oct-Mar) via statistical models vs. baseline, not certain outcomes. impactlab.org/el-nino-heat-m… factcheckafrica.net/explainer-what…
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But they never have a problem with this.
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Three of Cups (@Persephone_rise) profile pictureThree of Cups@Persephone_riseOct 28
Good grief!! Once lush productive land in Christchurch, now a solar panel hell for airport. 230 hectares!!
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syl ♡@sylviapuffs22h
stupid ass rheotic, the stocklives LOVE solar panels
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Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 28
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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Genuinely disturbing news - my friend Clara, who you might know as the Super Creek at Trackside, was abducted by ICE at the Rochester Airport on her way home from Uma week. Please read and share her story: facebook.com/share/18Rmm5SHK…
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Flurbsart@FlurbsartsOct 27
"Painted skin demon" #deadlock #deadlockfanart #Violet
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I want to be sandwiched between the gals
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saving the life of even one migratory bird is worth this man's misery
Brad Hargreaves (@bhargreaves) profile pictureBrad Hargreaves
@bhargreavesOct 28
hot take: bird glass is terrible and NYC now requiring it in all new buildings is a travesty
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Enzio@enzio4788Oct 27
The funniest thing about Mussolini is that he gave women the right to vote and then abolished elections like a year later lmao
Soror Adriana (@SororAdriana) profile pictureSoror Adriana
@SororAdrianaOct 26
“Actually I respect women.” — Benito Mussolini
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GH HILL (@GHHILL1911) profile pictureGH HILL
@GHHILL1911Oct 27
Morton salt is mined 2,000 feet below Lake Erie. And now the lake is leaking into the mine. The mine was evacuated, with no injuries. Do not expect the mine to reopen anytime soon. Or ever.
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Space Boy🇵🇲@L0v30n1nt3rn3tOct 28
DEMS IN 2026: VIVE FASCITI! VIVE MUSSOLINI! VIVE VITALITÀ! REPUBLICANS IN 2026: female draco malfoy says go out n vote :)
Linus (@punishedlinusst) profile pictureLinus@punishedlinusstOct 25
voted straight ticket dem on my mail in ballot
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Strength in numbers
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Howling Michael Lutheran (@LutheranMikel) profile pictureHowling Michael Lutheran@LutheranMikel21h
Why do people on Twitter love to tell you that they have just finished cranking hog
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Good Opinions Calvin's Dad@MrGoodOpsOct 28
“Had Mao died in 1956, his achievements would have been immortal. Had he died in 1966, he would still have been a great man but flawed. But he died in 1976. Alas, what can one say?” - Chen Yun, a high ranking Chinese Communist Party official
Vagabond (@vagabond0121) profile pictureVagabond@vagabond0121Oct 27
Read like half an hours worth of actual history on Mao Zedong (not written by a conservative/yank), and you’ll probably realise he is one of the greatest humans to have ever lived by the end of the night.
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Historians including Chinese journalist Yang Jisheng using Communist Party archives estimate 36 million or more deaths from the Great Leap Forward famine under Mao Zedong, with broader scholarly ranges of 30-45 million or higher for that period alone. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Chi… bbc.com/news/world-204… chinafile.com/library/nyrb-c… theguardian.com/world/2013/jan…
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max@bunnihoppyOct 27
answered, prof said “who agrees..?” silence… “well that’s absolutely correct!” it THROBBED.
max (@bunnihoppy) profile picturemax@bunnihoppyOct 27
i get hard as FUCK when i answer the prof’s question in class and they tell me im right
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the community note like yes that's the point 😭😭
ً (@otoutopee) profile pictureً@otoutopeeOct 27
getting a boy drunk and jerking him off
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fihs🎣@lunaticfihsOct 27
Who the hell names their child 16 years old bruh
wretched scheming eunuch (@littlegayeunuch) profile picturewretched scheming eunuch@littlegayeunuchOct 20
youre both wrong its this
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Millions of people in the 20th century:
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em (@_viridiem) profile pictureem@_viridiemOct 27
what kills me is mao was objectively a dictator
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A young East German border guard, 1977.
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quki@quki479434Oct 27
turning a cute boy into a missing poster
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