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Joined June 2017
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something nasty for your feed 🖥️
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Only one fish in my sea btw.
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do u ever hear your partner laugh and you just think to yourself you’re so in love
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Dropping WoW: Forever on Millenials is like the CIA dropping crack cocaine into New York City.
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life is so hard but my gf is so hot
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every 5 years of age, you drop the sugar level of your boba order by 25%
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Todo viene con pistacho o con IA
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I’m a big believer in the magic of taking walks. Walks make everything better.
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not to brag but i'm in a very happy relationship (i am bragging)
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Much like being on the bus
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Gum technology has completely stagnated. No progression in decades. The flavor should last minimum 8 hours by now. Ludicrous
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Genuinely the type of shit I see in my nightmares
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First article you find in a Resident Evil game
JUST IN - For the first time, AI has designed complete viral genomes, producing 16 functional viruses that infect bacteria and "pose no threat to people." — BBC
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Evenings after work are way too short. One meal, one show and it’s already tomorrow morning 😭
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can’t believe it’s already August. time flies when you live life on survival mode and work everyday of your fucking life.
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It’s torture yourself Tuesday don’t forget to blame yourself for where it all went wrong today
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they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow
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