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Alan Woke 🪬🍉

@skorpiomag

play alan wake 2 || he/him

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Joined August 2015
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new 📌 since i'm prone to cluttering up my media tab haha. artwork will be linked in replies 🥃 tumblr: skorpiomag.tumblr.com 📷 insta: instagram.com/skorpio_mag 👾 twitch: twitch.tv/vegaintl 🎬 letterboxd: letterboxd.com/vegaintl
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i draw stuff! @skorpiomag on twitter. follows back from rapiersquadron!

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Zizzle@zizzlearts2h
Two horror films I recently watched for the first time :> Also Happy Halloween 🎃
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nick@pblostweekend11h
won best niche costume at da halloween party
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𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪 (@oliviamotee) profile picture
𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪@oliviamotee11h
Why did Ted Cruz use to look exactly like Filthy Frank
Justin Case (@justincbzz) profile pictureJustin Case@justincbzz21h
Replying to @fivesixburne
Nah, he's a big election data guy, check the video i posted as reply to the tweet, it's like 6 years old.
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doctor zaku@ZinZaku22h
jigsaw was out there getting mad at people for doin crack a couple times & would make them try to pull a barbed wire bomb out of their asshole
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why is this woman using “millenialcore” isn’t she like forty. aka a millenial.
Situation Detector 🇵🇸 (@EnbyHoxha) profile pictureSituation Detector 🇵🇸@EnbyHoxha21h
a lot going on here but these 2 sentences back to back made me literally lol
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she shouldn’t be calling anyone faggot regardless but it’s kind of scary knowing she’s got a five year old she’s ignoring to be doing so
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annoying that when you’re trans that passing can sometimes come down to One Single Clothing Item
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the jacket that got me called “sir” by every male employee in dick’s sporting goods
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lrt [PAINED GRIN]
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i was the youngest person in my department until they finally hired someone a couple years younger. i am 29.
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bri@velvetsuiteOct 30
maybe unrelated but i’m 27 almost 28 and i’m the youngest person at my job
Dangar (@Drahnier0) profile pictureDangar@Drahnier0Oct 29
There's gonna be an insane crises of managers and mid-level corporate staff in 5–10 years. Everyone I speak to in corporate says they're the only young person there, surrounded by people in their 40/ 50s with families. So where tf are all the young people going?
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you guys are never gonna guess who this is about
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4th haim sister@andromedismOct 29
getting fucked up on earl grey and music in his memory
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Meg@megannn_lynneOct 30
At this point, I know the Wild Horse Nine trailer better than I know most members of my family.
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silly goose magoo 🧸@ShowinmadLovOct 29
This is why this is one of the all time great memes
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JT (@tallboythinlegs) profile pictureJT@tallboythinlegsOct 29
rear window is kind of about a guy that gets so bored he's like fuck my perfect life and fuck my girlfriend
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Jayce@jblacksomethingOct 29
The show’s achievement and real triumph is in how it tripped on its own joke and fell in love, hard as hell, with its characters and world somewhere in season 4-5. By the finale movie there is basically nothing of that Bush era Adult Swim nastiness left.
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@JShookeOct 29
Venture Bros probably is my favorite show of all time but it’s so hard to recommend to people, like it’s kind of a dated Johnny Quest parody for a season or two and the best character gets replaced for awhile by a sympathetic pedophile lol but it’s fucking amazing
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taika waititi reaching levels of washed previously unheard of
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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbitOct 29
This should infuriate and disgust every single American. We can’t keep living like this.
More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUSOct 26
NEW: Angie Nixon is running for Senate on a huge bet: Medicare for All can win over Trump voters in Florida. To put that theory to the test, we brought Nixon to one of the unhealthiest counties in Florida — where 1 in 5 lives in poverty, thousands are uninsured, and doctors are few and far between.
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Zenn, Izzet Guildmage@ZennistradOct 29
Not to alarm you but I think God took down Ao3 specifically to punish your friend for this.
Pizza (@number_pizza111) profile picturePizza
@number_pizza111Oct 28
My friend is writing a Maoist-Calvinist synthesis Harry Potter fanfiction and the worst part is everything he sends me looks kinds good.
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Matt/Geralt 🐺⚔️@HircinesWolfOct 30
You’ll be having the most confusing day of your life and here comes Alan wake ready to make it even worse
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