Ghosts. Things with teeth. Things that go bump in the night. And day. Sharks. Cowboy hats. Lost places and found terrors. Tentacles. Rep’d by @zenoagency he/him
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Hey @RBLXGMP I’m trying to get through to your central ticket office and the intro message keeps corrupting so I can understand what it’s saying or get through to a human. Any chance you can sort it out?
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On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my
profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours:
“On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists.
Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.”
It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.
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Kemi Badenoch hates being reminded that she hacked into Harriet Harman’s website …. Drives her nuts apparently
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Bercow was infinitely better than the stooge Lindsay Hoyle.
RT if you agree and to wind Nigel Farage up.
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Immigration is not the reason that you can’t get a hospital appointment, it’s the reason you can get one.
Please repost for all the people who can’t seem to grasp that.
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Don't get this trending during the US Election.
It would really make Janey Godley RIP smile, and really piss off Trump and Elon Musk.
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BREAKING: This account, which is dedicated to holding Trump accountable for his lies, now has over 65,000 followers! It is more important than ever to fight back against MAGA lies. Can you retweet and follow to help us get to 70,000 followers by Election Day?
