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Downfall parody when Trump learns that Spain is refusing to allow the use of its air bases.
Ineluctable Chris retweeted
Shocked and bloody angry I think... it takes more than that to shake me.
I may be a woman, but I'm not the snowflake here.
Exclusive:
Nigel Farage's "physical altercation" during the State Opening of Parliament was with the Lib Dem MP Caroline Voaden - and has caused an major row between Reform and the Lib Dems.
Lib Dem sources say Voaden was left "shocked and shaken" after he "shoved" her to secure a place in the procession of MPs to the King's Speech.
Video from the Commons Chamber that day shows Farage and Voaden making their way down from their benches together.
Voaden reported the incident to the Serjeant at Arms and says Farage was asked to apologise - but hasn't.
A Reform spokesman denies any wrongdoing by Farage, saying "it was the Lib Dem MPs being aggressive towards Nigel". Lib Dems say that is "utter nonsense"
Farage said yesterday that the "physical altercation" was the reason he didn't put up a fight to be in the Chamber for the Budget after his prayer card to save a space was removed.
He said he thought that after the row with Voaden, it was "better to avoid conflict".
But in a further twist, a Commons spokesman says Farage's card was only removed because it didn't have a date stamp, which are required to reserve a spot.
Top work by @hope_sapphire here:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
Ineluctable Chris retweeted
Live from Mum & Dad's kitchen, Reform's little Joey Boam wants to explain why he's in trouble with the Council Standards Committee. Mainly because he thinks you're too thick to understand why they are picking on him. Or, you can read the published papers relating to the case online. I've done the latter and will let the panel decide.
How dare that misogynistic prick assault my MP.
‘It's absolutely laughable... he was the one that grabbed me and pushed me out the way.’
Lib Dem MP Caroline Voaden addresses her ‘altercation’ with Nigel Farage, which he says led him to miss yesterday’s Budget.
@TomSwarbrick1
Ineluctable Chris retweeted
After hearing the news of Tommy Robinson’s verdict his supporters try to cheer him up by putting a brave face. 🥲
Ineluctable Chris retweeted
Reform UK wants to bring back imperial measurements, but can you name something they could campaign to bring back that they haven't thought of yet?
Ineluctable Chris retweeted
Good grief, this is excruciatingly embarrassing. Thankfully, this charlatan has been exposed for the lying grifter he truly is and will never be PM.
Ineluctable Chris retweeted
This is the last YouGov poll Muhammad retweeted, and it's also the last one with Reform in the lead. He hasn't retweeted a YouGov poll since.
This is the last YouGov poll Muhammad retweeted, and it's also the last one with Reform in the lead. He hasn't retweeted a YouGov poll since.
Good grief, this is excruciatingly embarrassing. Thankfully, this charlatan has been exposed for the lying grifter he truly is and will never be PM.
Reform UK wants to bring back imperial measurements, but can you name something they could campaign to bring back that they haven't thought of yet?
