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(Insert philosophical sentence here). Parody account.

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Joined February 2011
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Paulstradamus retweeted
That’s cool and all but none of the tight ends on Ohio State’s roster right now can block either, and they’re significantly worse receiving threats Players leaving the Buckeyes and becoming stars elsewhere is and indictment on the coaching staff
If you want to be mad at Ohio State for letting Jelani Thurman go, that's fine. But he caught 13 passes in three years with the Buckeyes and wasn't a great run blocker. Do Buckeye fans think he would have been an impact player given the evidence? North Carolina doesn'thave a Jeremiah Smith. He is likely in the Nate Roberts role. You can also be mad that Bryce West is at Wisconsin or a number of other players who never did anything at Ohio State. This is how the transfer portal era works. But Jelani Thurman wasn't going to be a star in Ohio State's offense. Credit to him for going to UNC and producing.
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This team was SPECIAL
Used to be The Standard.
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Can yall stop saying “what draft picks” when it comes to the rams. They have many of them, they didn’t give everything up in the Garrett trade
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Garrett, McDuffie, Puka, Ferg, Watson, Avila, Turner, Ford. This feels painfully similar to 2022, only with a winning record.
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Well ok then
Sean McVay also said Steve Avila sustained a hamstring strain against the Commanders. Said it's going to be "a little bit of time for him."
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There’s just no way we go into the next 4 weeks with Mumpfield, Tutu, Whittington as our WRs. Something has to be done before tomorrow, the NFC race is way to close
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That’s what happens when you spam 1 fucking WR every time. Should have BEEN traded for 1
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Paulstradamus retweeted
Trade for BTJ
"The Los Angeles Rams need to trade for a wide receiver.. Whether Puka Nacua is healthy or not they should be active in the trade market" ~ @danorlovsky7 #PMSLive
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They saw this shit and took away the keys LMAOO
James Gunn reveals that a ‘POLKA-DOT MAN’ prequel series has been discussed, which would focus on “his mother & her many superhero children.” “It's not in active development, but we talked about it.”
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Paulstradamus retweeted
Shawarma law must be obeyed.
Amo Samis Shawarma in Warren says it’s been busier than normal since U.S. Sen.-elect Abdul El-Sayed’s victory Tuesday. El-Sayed gave the Metro Detroit chain a shoutout on the campaign trail.
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Paulstradamus retweeted
I'm gonna miss conference championship games a lot. I'll say it right now, first round games in the 24-team playoff will be substantially less entertaining.
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Officially killing college football as we know it
BREAKING: The 24-team College Football Playoff will eliminate P4 conference championships starting in 2027, @PeteNakos reports❌ on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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Honestly, it was cool as is, why mess it up smh
BREAKING: The College Football Playoff and ESPN have agreed on a five-year deal that will expand the field to 24 teams in 2027, @CFBHeather reports. on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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Wrote a ton about Ohio State in today's thought piece. Here are some questions: If you want to read more, click here: on3.com/news/15-thoughts-aft…
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Paulstradamus retweeted
You voted for the circus, defended the clowns, sold the tickets, and now you're complaining about the performance.
I’m kind of confused because I voted for no endless wars and mass deportations but feels like I’m getting endless wars and amnesty… I hope I’m wrong
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And if they lose?
If Jayson Tatum walks into Philly on Tuesday night and gives belt to the Sixers SUPERTEAM after all that trash talking from Sixers fans and the Lamb Chop coalition, I don't want to hear SHIT until they play again in January. Not a single word. Bend that knee.
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Paulstradamus retweeted
Ryan Day won’t give Tavien St. Clair a shot because if he plays well, it proves Day got this whole thing wrong. Day is turning into Dabo Swinney. Too stubborn to admit when he’s wrong. He’s more worried about BEING right than GETTING it right. 🎥 @DeadAirSports
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Paulstradamus retweeted
Jelani Thurman is on the Mackey Award watch list and is a lock for a finalist for the nation best TE with a CFB leading 8 TD catches.
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Chase Young: 💪 8 sacks this season 💪 18 sacks in his last 19 games
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Where is Justin Herbert playing next year?
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