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(Insert philosophical sentence here). Parody account.

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Joined February 2011
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That’s cool and all but none of the tight ends on Ohio State’s roster right now can block either, and they’re significantly worse receiving threats Players leaving the Buckeyes and becoming stars elsewhere is and indictment on the coaching staff
If you want to be mad at Ohio State for letting Jelani Thurman go, that's fine. But he caught 13 passes in three years with the Buckeyes and wasn't a great run blocker. Do Buckeye fans think he would have been an impact player given the evidence? North Carolina doesn'thave a Jeremiah Smith. He is likely in the Nate Roberts role. You can also be mad that Bryce West is at Wisconsin or a number of other players who never did anything at Ohio State. This is how the transfer portal era works. But Jelani Thurman wasn't going to be a star in Ohio State's offense. Credit to him for going to UNC and producing.
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Garrett, McDuffie, Puka, Ferg, Watson, Avila, Turner, Ford. This feels painfully similar to 2022, only with a winning record.
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There’s just no way we go into the next 4 weeks with Mumpfield, Tutu, Whittington as our WRs. Something has to be done before tomorrow, the NFC race is way to close
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Trade for BTJ
"The Los Angeles Rams need to trade for a wide receiver.. Whether Puka Nacua is healthy or not they should be active in the trade market" ~ @danorlovsky7 #PMSLive
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They saw this shit and took away the keys LMAOO
James Gunn reveals that a ‘POLKA-DOT MAN’ prequel series has been discussed, which would focus on “his mother & her many superhero children.” “It's not in active development, but we talked about it.”
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Shawarma law must be obeyed.
Amo Samis Shawarma in Warren says it’s been busier than normal since U.S. Sen.-elect Abdul El-Sayed’s victory Tuesday. El-Sayed gave the Metro Detroit chain a shoutout on the campaign trail.
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I'm gonna miss conference championship games a lot. I'll say it right now, first round games in the 24-team playoff will be substantially less entertaining.
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Wrote a ton about Ohio State in today's thought piece. Here are some questions: If you want to read more, click here: on3.com/news/15-thoughts-aft…
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You voted for the circus, defended the clowns, sold the tickets, and now you're complaining about the performance.
I’m kind of confused because I voted for no endless wars and mass deportations but feels like I’m getting endless wars and amnesty… I hope I’m wrong
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And if they lose?
If Jayson Tatum walks into Philly on Tuesday night and gives belt to the Sixers SUPERTEAM after all that trash talking from Sixers fans and the Lamb Chop coalition, I don't want to hear SHIT until they play again in January. Not a single word. Bend that knee.
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Ryan Day won’t give Tavien St. Clair a shot because if he plays well, it proves Day got this whole thing wrong. Day is turning into Dabo Swinney. Too stubborn to admit when he’s wrong. He’s more worried about BEING right than GETTING it right. 🎥 @DeadAirSports
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Jelani Thurman is on the Mackey Award watch list and is a lock for a finalist for the nation best TE with a CFB leading 8 TD catches.
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Chase Young: 💪 8 sacks this season 💪 18 sacks in his last 19 games
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Excuse me?
Just watch Ahmad Moten Sr on this rep head up on the center. Extremely explosive at 6’3”, 300 lbs.
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UM fires Jason Beck before Ohio State gets rid of Mr. 3-4 Tight Ends.
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9-2 Best Record in the NBA. Huge week ahead with a 3 game home stand against Boston, Toronto, and Indiana
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We have no choice but to trade for a WR now
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IT'S JUST A DUB!
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Aaron Donald & Myles Garrett team up in DC 💪 LARvsWAS on FOX/FOX One Stream on @NFLPlus
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Chase Young is now leading the NFL in sacks this season 🔥
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