Simon Ritter@speakjava
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Replying to @zatzi
I grew up in the 70s.
Sat playing Monopoly by candlelight during the winter of discontent.
The 70s have nothing on how bad the 2020s have been (so far).
Simon Ritter@speakjava
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Replying to @firesidealpha
Sooooo...
I just make my agent "smart" enough to claim that all my reservation attempts are for a decade-special birthday.
Bless him for his innocence.
But sure, let's "rewrite the internet" (whatever that means).
Simon Ritter@speakjava
20hUnited Kingdom
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Replying to @LoftusSteve
"Committed realist" says your bio.
Well, clearly your reality has nothing to do with ours. Those outside your reality distortion field watch privatised water companies pay billions to shareholders, take on massive debt and pump raw sewage into our rivers.
Simon Ritter@speakjava
Sep 29United Kingdom
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Replying to @nick_pope @tomhfh
You’re not wrong, but he’s just so annoying, constantly whining on about such a trivial issue.
Simon Ritter@speakjava
Sep 29United Kingdom
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Replying to @tomhfh @nick_pope
You’re clearly a moron.
Simon Ritter@speakjava
Sep 28United Kingdom
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Replying to @Benthamsbulldog @katewillett
These “relevant experts “, are they in the room with you now?
A computer can be no more conscious than a light switch.
The problem is people are anthropomorphising LLMs, which are just stochastic parrots.
Simon Ritter@speakjava
Sep 27United Kingdom
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This is the problem when people with no knowledge of computer architecture or software start anthropomorphising a glorified chatbot.
Simon Ritter@speakjava
Sep 27United Kingdom
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Replying to @zatzi
The very definition of a “first world problem “.
Simon Ritter@speakjava
Sep 26United Kingdom
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Replying to @NickBuckleyMBE
Nobody's terrified of a bunch of halfwits wearing balaclavas.
Simon Ritter@speakjava
Sep 26United Kingdom
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Replying to @MarieTrott10 @TheMeldrew
It's not the Prime Minister's job.
These morons, who are the absolute scum of the earth, are the ones who need to take responsibility.
Simon Ritter@speakjava
Sep 26United Kingdom
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Replying to @Grady_Booch @OpenAI
I agree. I think AI companies should be held to the same standard as other companies: if one of your employees hacks a company, you're liable.
All we have here is the classic Computer Science solution of introducing an extra level of indirection.
An employee set that model going.
Simon Ritter@speakjava
Sep 24United Kingdom
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Replying to @JohnnyBee44 @BenInRushcliffe
Once again, Buzz Lightyear sums you up: “You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity.”
Simon Ritter@speakjava
Sep 24United Kingdom
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Replying to @carol_fikry @OneQuantumLeap
You could have just finished your sentence at, "...we all don't think."
Simon Ritter@speakjava
Sep 24United Kingdom
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Replying to @OneQuantumLeap
If that's the case, why don't you do everyone in the U.K. a solid and go and live in Russia? See how much fun that is. And yes, I've been to Russia many times, so I do know what I'm talking about.
Simon Ritter@speakjava
Sep 24United Kingdom
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Replying to @YourAnonNews
A soul.
Simon Ritter@speakjava
Sep 24United Kingdom
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Replying to @virginmedia
Yes, after an hour and a half, I finally got my email password reset...
Simon Ritter@speakjava
Sep 24United Kingdom
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I've been listening to the @virginmedia on-hold Jazz music for over 20 minutes (so far), and it's really starting to grate.
Also, it's *really* unnecessary to tell me every 10 seconds that the lines are busy; I already deduced that!
Simon Ritter@speakjava
Sep 23United Kingdom
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Replying to @jkmccrann @afneil
“Observing reality “, your bio says.
Not very good at that are you?
Maybe read up a bit on how you can’t just fill your diesel car or lorry with crude oil.
Julian was clearly failed by the education system.
Simon Ritter@speakjava
Sep 17United Kingdom
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Replying to @cjkanedc @MikeB2023
Too bad you don't know how the global oil market works.
Simon Ritter@speakjava
Sep 14United Kingdom
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Replying to @GarethDavies007
Nothing says, "I'm a racist" like assuming that the colour of a child's skin dictates their nationality.