if you think I'm obnoxious on here, you should see me IRL
Gary, IN
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Please read: nothing I say is satire, I am this obnoxious and awful in real life. I have excessively strong opinions and find most things to be a total delight and enjoy shoving it in people's faces. Do not engage with me under any circumstances for your own spiritual wellbeing
Average night in @CathouseGlasgow or @satanshollow when you ask the DJ to not play chop suey
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how about a Disney t-shirt of Goofy hitting a three pointer and it’s airbrushed with ACTIVE SHOOTER in comic sans
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You guys have to tap in to this live show on tiktok called Marionette Madness. The experience is electric. I stayed for so long. Tbh I could've stayed for 80 more hours but he's only human and he can't do an 80 hour show...
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First in my bloodline to see all those words put together to form a complete sentence
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Short-form vertical content killed filmmaking.
The hardlore curse continues with Uncle Jasta opening an album with a COD killcam edit ass song and it continues to slide from there. Between that and the horrendous 100 demons album 🫨🙂↔️
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It might be lost on people who aren’t British but I cannot emphasise enough how precisely every single television role Russell Brand held till the Americans began paying attention was about openly and flagrantly sexually assaulting women on camera while narrating himself doing it
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Russell Brand and Noel Fielding on Big Fat Quiz of the Year (2007)
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Bet Noel Fielding, Matt Lucas, David Walliams, Stephen Fry, the fucking lot of em are sweating bullets. Drip drip drip.
![Danzig - Full Concert [HD] | Live at Pinkpop 1995](https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/2117002057987362816/3c6K4cRg?format=jpg&name=800x419)
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Just clocked Tinto Brass died not long after they made face sitting illegal here. He couldn’t face living in a world like this.
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Primetime - All Bosses With Cutscenes + Ending (2026)
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Big Tinto making it to 93 should be a lesson to you all. Smoking cigars and loving huge arses keeps you alive
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This has honestly lived in my head rent free since I first saw it and that was an entire account ago
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Petplay but I’m a fat beagle and you keep hiding my treats AUGHHHH AUGHHHHH AUGGGGG
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every time this guy pops up on ig it's always a video about getting on the gear, watching gay porn and using grindr
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After 9,000 local news segments they finally made Perseverance Porn: The Movie. Odious anti-labor, anti human propaganda
