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You'll do something about it when you're sick and tired of being sick and tired. #BLM #BIDENHARRIS2024 #RESIST ๐ŸŒŠ #FBR #Stillwithher

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Probably because they weren't fascists, you dumbass.
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I donโ€™t know why religious people pretend to hate Halloween so much. Itโ€™s fun to dress up and pretend to be someone else. Hell, they do it every Sunday.
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Four days left, Alaska. Letโ€™s go win this thing.
Alaska Senate: Final Round (Alaska Survey Research) ๐ŸŸฆMary Peltola 51% ๐ŸŸฅDan S. Sullivan 49% 10/26-10/29
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The choice is clear on Nov. 3rd. โ€œYouthful indiscretionsโ€ & policies and actions that hurt working TN families, OR lower prices, higher wages, and no more toxic data centers? This race is going to be close, so make sure you vote and know the differences votejustinj.com/vote
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Georgia voter: Keisha Lance Bottoms and Jon Ossoff want to make things affordable for everyone, not just the 1%.
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One of the clearest expressions of racist incel behavior Iโ€™ve ever seen. You can find this psychopathology in the manifesto of every neo-Nazi mass shooter. Elon Musk is Americaโ€™s biggest mistake. It must be corrected.
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Remember in 2020 when Trumpโ€™s Chief of Staff Mark Meadows voted in North Carolina swearing that this rusty single-wide mobile home on Scaly Mountain where heโ€™d never set foot was his place of residence?
๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ Justice Department Charges 18 MORE IN NORTH CAROLINA with Illegally Voting in 2024 Election: DOJ Has Charged 30 People in North Carolina this Year for Illegally Voting โ€œIllegal voting is just that: illegal,โ€ said Acting Deputy Attorney General @PADAGMcCotter. โ€œIf youโ€™re not an American citizen, you cannot vote in our federal elections. We want to prevent illegal voting from occurring, which is why weโ€™ve now charged 30 people just in North Carolina who have violated our laws by illegally registering to vote and illegally voting. We need to preserve the integrity of the ballot box by ensuring only those eligible are casting ballots.โ€ @HSI_HQ @USAO_EDNC @USAO_MDNC @USAO_WDNC Read more: justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-dโ€ฆ
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Saying โ€œDemocrats shut down the government,โ€ while Republicans controlled the House, Senate and White House is Republicans admitting that they canโ€™t govern.
Democrats shut down the government for 43 daysโ€”the longest shutdown in historyโ€”to defund law enforcement. Americansโ€™ safety is at the bottom of Democratsโ€™ priority list, far behind giving illegal aliens your tax dollars.
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Question for the men. How many women do you suppose are lesbians because of you?
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This woman represents most Americans btw. โ€œItโ€™s hard for me to even believe that anyone continues to support the lunacy of the president. I canโ€™t even say his name. He is outrageously demented. He is sick and he is on his mission about power and greed and corruption. It is truly disgraceful. And for Americans to not be able to see what is going on is truly shocking. All of his cabinet, they are all corrupt. It is just disgraceful.โ€ This is how every American should feel btw. This administration will go down as the most corrupt, the most divisive and one of the worst in history.
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Name one time a billionaire has lowered your bills
Iโ€™m pro-capitalism because I want billionaires competing to lower my bills. Iโ€™m not joining a revolution to get one state provider and a lecture on the warmth of collectivism.
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If you believe women when they say they're raped by immigrants, but not when they say they're raped by Trump, Kavanaugh, or Pete Hegseth, you're either racist or a hypocrite.
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This week I have the opportunity to help elect the 1st BLACK governor of Florida, and Iโ€™m here to say. Iโ€™ll wait for the next one๐Ÿ˜ฉ. All skin folks not kin folks. Vote David Jolly and Angie Nixon.๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™
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dont let this be your "oh ok i dont need to vote then" moment. keep voting!
CNN polls TEXAS: ๐Ÿ”ต Talarico 49-43 MICHIGAN: ๐Ÿ”ต El-Sayed 49-42 KANSAS: ๐Ÿ”ต Hamilton 49-45 MAINE: ๐Ÿ”ต Jackson 49-45 Likely voters
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There it is baby
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Scott Bessent is himself a corrupt grifter. He is also the worst treasury secretary in the history of the United States. And a disgraceful human being.
And suddenly Waste fraud and abuse is off the table of discussion topics.
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Christian nationalists have control of the fucking White House, but MAGA wants you terrified of one Muslim running for office. Give me a fucking break.
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Former U.S. Marshal and Chief of Police: In 48 years in law enforcement, Iโ€™ve never done something like this. But right now, I feel compelled to speak up. Mike Collins violated the publicโ€™s trust. Collins voted to cover up the Epstein files, even after he knew fourteen-year-old girls had been raped. He tried to tell us it was a โ€œhoax.โ€ Jon Ossoff exposed child trafficking and passed a law to stop it. Jon is protecting our kids.
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Greenville, NC: A mother with a baby at home was woken at 3:20 a.m. after a nearby shooting (bullets nearly hit two kids). Police wanted her Ring doorbell footage. She said the camera was dead. Sgt. Jennifer Umphlet threatened to rip it off the wall, get a warrant, and keep her up all night. Officers then entered without a warrant, detained her for โ€œnot cooperating,โ€ and (per her account) used her face to unlock and search her phone. Nothing foundโ€”she wasnโ€™t a suspect. The actual shooters were later charged without her video. Umphlet was placed on leave; public records later showed she was no longer employed. This is what happens when โ€œcan we see your camera?โ€ turns into forced entry and detention of ordinary people.
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