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Morning, please help me tag the Commissioner, Ministry of Environment and water resources. He probably thinks "I dey whyne". Public Servant. ππ
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Isimi lagos charges 4.5m for 3 bedroom per night that can take 6 people.
Iβll legit spend 2 weeks in Thailand w that money everything inclusive and prolly stay in a cottage thatβs finer than that. Lagos mahn!
RT @WALLACHLEGAL: .@AmericanGaming has filed its amicus brief supporting New York in the Second Circuit, exposing the breadth of Kalshiβs sβ¦
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Replying to @JosephOTegbe
Unfortunate greetings sirβ¦.pls resign..thank you.
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Hi guys! β€οΈ
We're doing another fundraiser for @AduratheArtist and his dad, who has been diagnosed with prostate cancer.
The goal is to raise β¦20 million, and β¦9.1 million has already been raised. We still have β¦10.9 million to go.
Please support if you can. Every contribution helps, and if you can't contribute financially, a repost or helping spread the word would mean a lot.
Let's show up for Adura and his family. β€οΈπ€πΎ
Asho! ποΈπ¦βπ₯ retweeted
Hey @grok, in Israel is it legal for parents to have sex with their own children as long as they are over 21?
Start with YES-NO
Kenyan 905 year land lease any similar such story around Africa or in Nigeria? @grok
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Replying to @roy_is_living
He will be doing lead gen only, will not be customer facing
God is bigger than you and MAGA.
Hmmm.
I am begging you, download an open source AI model this weekend.
It's one file, 5 to 20GB, and it runs on the laptop you already own. You won't need an account, a subscription or an internet connection once it's on your drive.
Your paid AI can change overnight, cost more next year or lock you out. A model file you keep gives the same answers in 2036 that it gives today.
Grab Qwen or Gemma, install a free open-source app to run it, and ask it the questions you'd never type into a website.
Setup takes about 20 minutes.
You'll be glad it's done the day your account gets locked.
Asho! ποΈπ¦βπ₯ retweeted
I am begging you, download an open source AI model this weekend.
It's one file, 5 to 20GB, and it runs on the laptop you already own. You won't need an account, a subscription or an internet connection once it's on your drive.
Your paid AI can change overnight, cost more next year or lock you out. A model file you keep gives the same answers in 2036 that it gives today.
Grab Qwen or Gemma, install a free open-source app to run it, and ask it the questions you'd never type into a website.
Setup takes about 20 minutes.
You'll be glad it's done the day your account gets locked.
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Utah sent an undercover agent to place about $115 in sports bets on Kalshi. Now the two people who started Kalshi are charged with 13 felonies, and the top charge alone carries up to 15 years in prison.
The day after the charges came down, investors gave Kalshi $1 billion.
Here's how the sting worked. In September, a special agent with the Utah attorney general's office opened a Kalshi account with a Utah address, a Utah phone number and a Utah debit card. Before his first bet, $10 on the Cowboys against the Giants, the app asked him to confirm his location. He told it he was in Utah, and it took his money. He did that 12 times over 11 days, on games like Utah vs. Utah State and a Real Salt Lake match.
Kalshi's cut on each bet was somewhere between 3 and 78 cents. So the company made less than $10 off the bets Utah is now using to go after its CEO and COO personally. And that top charge comes from Utah's racketeering law, the same kind of statute prosecutors use on organized crime.
The obvious question is why Kalshi didn't just shut off Utah. It clearly knows how. It already blocks Nevada and Washington because a settlement and a court order made it. DraftKings pulled its sports and politics markets out of Utah the same night the charges were filed, FanDuel did it the next day, and Fanatics shut down everything there on November 4.
Kalshi stayed because of how the company is built. DraftKings runs on licenses from gambling regulators in more than 20 states, so when one state comes after you with criminal charges, you get out fast and protect the rest. Kalshi has exactly one license, from a federal agency called the CFTC. Its whole $40 billion valuation depends on the idea that this one federal license overrides state gambling laws, and quietly walking away from Utah would cut against that argument everywhere else.
The federal government is backing Kalshi on this, and pretty aggressively. The CFTC and the Justice Department sued Utah two days before the charges. Their complaint says that if Kalshi turned away Utah residents, it would be breaking a federal "impartial access" rule that requires exchanges to serve everyone.
So the founders are stuck. Utah wants them to stop taking bets from Utahns or face prison, and the federal government is in court saying they aren't allowed to stop.
This goes way past Utah, too. The CFTC has sued 10 states since April. On the other side, 37 states signed a brief backing Utah in its appeal.
Sequoia and Wellington, who co-led the $1 billion round, are betting on one legal question, whether federal commodities law beats state gambling law. If the courts say yes, Utah's criminal case could fall apart along with every state lawsuit against Kalshi. A federal judge in Utah already said no back in August. The 10th Circuit is up next, and this looks like it's headed to the Supreme Court.
Kind of fitting for a company that lets you bet on almost anything that its biggest investors now have $1 billion riding on how a court case turns out.
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??? why did i just have to refollow him i was following him before
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I went to the club so I could wile away time coz no light for almost 2weeks and my inverter isn't working and generator is faulty, the club's generator collapsed in the middle of the event. I felt so stressed on the club's behalf because I know they double checked that gen, but the gen was tired of working 24/7 coz of no light. Lmao you can't outwork a derelict system o.
My productivity has been STRUGGLING.
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IRGC turned these mfs into podcasters
Listen to the first full episode of CENTCOM's new podcast "Inside CENTCOM" β out now on podcast platforms or on YouTube: youtube.com/@centcom
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Iodine tablets for free with coffee in Tehran streets??
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