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Matt The Steak Blake

@steakbakeblake

Ryman premier golden boot winner. shoulda, coulda, woulda been a pro if it wasn’t for greed! . https://nitter.cf/t.co/fEmszmx2cg

 Next to my golden boot
Joined May 2011
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The NON LEAGUE DON Is back!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Striker ✅ Striker coach ✅ Do what the fuck I want ✅ Let’s go @_IWFC ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ #nonleague #nonleaguefootball #goldenboot #nonleaguefooty #nonleaguefans
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Eags ! Get the fuck out this shit show. You ain’t jumping off a sinking ship my brother it’s on the fucking sea bed!
Lowestoft Town FC (@OFCLTRAWLERBOYS) profile pictureLowestoft Town FC@OFCLTRAWLERBOYSNov 6
With regret Lowestoft Town FC has been forced to withdraw from tomorrow's fixture with @CIFC due to a combination of player illness, injuries, suspensions and other player absences (14 in total) we are not able to fulfil the fixture. We apologise to our opponents, and to our own fans for this unfortunate situation. 🔵⚪️
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HJB News (@HJB_News__) profile pictureHJB News
@HJB_News__Nov 5
Rupert Lowe is Britains only hope.
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Gwan Hendo , I’m waiting ! Better be good lol
Chris Henderson (@chrishendo9) profile pictureChris Henderson@chrishendo9Nov 5
2 sides to every story but what I’ve just come across in non league football takes first place in over 20 years playing. For a club I’ve represented over 370 times, I will break my silence, something I’ve not once done in my career. Stay posted. @OFCLTRAWLERBOYS
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It’s time for mass cancellation of that tax! Imagine if everyone cancelled the direct debit ! Fuck em
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 28
🚨 BREAKING: John Healey has announced a £100 cash payment for 20 million households in Council Tax bands A to D "This will be paid directly into people's bank accounts" #Budget
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Matt The Steak Blake (@steakbakeblake) profile pictureMatt The Steak Blake@steakbakeblakeOct 24
Is this aimed at me brother, we can go tweet for tweet if you want you sausage ?
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85k now watched you flap like a fish out of water! Wiggs taking digz !
Matt The Steak Blake (@steakbakeblake) profile pictureMatt The Steak Blake@steakbakeblakeOct 24
Is this aimed at me brother, we can go tweet for tweet if you want you sausage ?
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60k views Wiggs , everyone was watching … and your arse fell out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Absolute ham and cheese melt !
Matt The Steak Blake (@steakbakeblake) profile pictureMatt The Steak Blake@steakbakeblakeOct 24
Is this aimed at me brother, we can go tweet for tweet if you want you sausage ?
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When wiggerz at the wheel ! 🥔
Matt The Steak Blake (@steakbakeblake) profile pictureMatt The Steak Blake@steakbakeblake13 Dec 2025
Mum always told me to tell the truth, but don’t when you intoxicated! Sorry mum !
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Jack was at the wheel! Honking!
Matt The Steak Blake (@steakbakeblake) profile pictureMatt The Steak Blake@steakbakeblake8 Nov 2025
I am just saying what I see ffs….. 👀
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Is this aimed at me brother, we can go tweet for tweet if you want you sausage ?
Jack David wignall (@JackDavidwigna6) profile pictureJack David wignall@JackDavidwigna6Oct 24
it still blows my mind when a club gets a clear bad egg in the squad. Even worse when they put them on the coaching staff. The rot will always set in. Got a few views on the socials though at least.
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They just sent me a £1050 bill Last week snatched £530 Roll on next week , scum
Andrew O'Connor (@A_OConnor83) profile pictureAndrew O'Connor@A_OConnor83Oct 21
Are we still on a hosepipe ban? @AnglianWater £90pm for my water bill recently, apparently 3 of us use 450l of water every single day in a 2 bed town house. Surely this isn’t right...
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That’s my fucking fav right there ! Proper lad !
Suffolk Football Association (@SuffolkFA) profile pictureSuffolk Football Association
@SuffolkFAOct 14
Kris Rose, captain of @_IWFC, speaking after his side's 3-2 victory over @Felixseasiders in tbe second round of the Suffolk Premier Cup last night. #SFAcountycups #AThrivingLocalGame
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Stop baiting me up !
LOVE NON-LEAGUE (@Love_non_league) profile pictureLOVE NON-LEAGUE
@Love_non_leagueSep 28
Who is the funniest player in Non-League ?
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Look gaffa , get Devs flat bed, put your whole team in it, with dev! Take them all and the tip! That will make a Devine improvement! Winning this league 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Tin pot
Stowmarket Town FC (@stowtownfc) profile pictureStowmarket Town FC@stowtownfcSep 19
FULL-TIME: Stowmarket Town 1-4 Ely City
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Nahhhhh chaps my influence in the non league / pro game serious ! I STARTED THIS SHIT!! Bruh!
Ipswich Town (@IpswichTown) profile pictureIpswich Town
@IpswichTownAug 27
Welcome to Suffolk, buh. 🚜
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BLAKEY BONANZA Tomoz at the @_IWFC ! I’ve been on to chairman, u16s.. hotdogs on the house ! Let’s go ! 3 wins from 3! On board the promotion bus! 🥩
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Location Football@LocationFootba2Aug 2
Excited to see how this one performs! @steakbakeblake has to work out the level of our 4 Golden Boot Winners...and the goalkeeper 👀 Any retweets would be amazing! 🎥 youtu.be/VHMCJF49qq0
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Love it Curly , great evening! You owe me dolla for the crossing, if I don’t get it I’m slashing your tyres LOL 🥩
Curly Kirtland (@CurlySoccerAM) profile pictureCurly Kirtland@CurlySoccerAMAug 2
Can He Guess The Level of These Golden Boot Winners? 🤔 A new video for the new season, featuring 4 of the best Non-League attackers and the one and only @steakbakeblake 🥩 #nonleague #football #goldenboot
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Wanderers 2 zip down win 3-2 ! We’ve won the fucking league chaps! Fans get on this journey, kids you getting fed Tuesday with the Blakey Bonanza!
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GET TO @_IWFC TODAY !! U16s I’ve got you in for freee!! Next week il fill your bellies up with chips and curry sauce , Il be arriving hour early so if anyone wants a selfie with me in the Astra … That’s absolutely fine ! Tada
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