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Philadelphia, PA
Joined March 2012
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new tune :-) check it out on soundcloud: soundcloud.com/stinkbug/toda…
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Before I visited Pennsylvania, everyone warned me that Philadelphia people are the toughest, most impatient people in America. I believed them until I walked toward the front door of a Wawa gas station. I was still forty feet away in the parking lot, walking between rows of cars. A massive construction worker in steel-toe boots, carrying a twenty-four-ounce coffee in one hand and a paper-wrapped hoagie in the other, pushed open the glass door to leave. Then he saw me. He stopped. He planted his boot against the bottom of the door. And he waited. Forty feet is a very long distance when a grown man is holding a door for you in the wind. In Japan, to make a stranger wait carries great shame. So I broke into that awkward half-jog every man performs when he wishes to show gratitude without looking like he is fleeing a crime. "Go ahead, boss," he said as I passed. Ten minutes later, as I walked out with my own sandwich, I saw an elderly woman locking her car thirty feet away. I planted my foot against the glass. I held the door. Another man behind me held the inner door. Within seconds we had formed an impromptu honor guard of grumpy men holding glass doors in complete silence. Philadelphia may boo Santa Claus. But inside the three-foot radius of a Wawa doorway, they have the manners of the imperial court.
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This is some bullshit bro I saved the world from the ultimate evil like 30 years ago and now I just have to go to work like this is what I fought for? Can’t even use PSI power here they told me I’d be fired if I do it again. Fuck this
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made by Nicholas
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She rarely cuddles with me but she’s been doing it the past 2 nights
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Before and after I sneezed
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One day I will be able to rank every Planet Fitness in Philadelphia
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Jasmine rice is so fragrant , I'm definitely really grateful for that, and totally mystified by it, basically in shock every time I go near it, and completely delighted when I taste it.
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Thanks 👍🏻
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I’m kind of just like Todd Rundgren except instead of banging on the drums all day I don’t want to work and I just want to ride my bike
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Sea salt hair spray is about to have me acting real unwise
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Truthfully though go to a show of hers lol she would be magnificent
The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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I think Maxey could take fettermans seat in two years if he wanted to
Tyrese Maxey on whether he changes his baby's diaper: "I'm a big diaper changing guy. I take pride in the speed that I'm able to change a diaper and keep her from crying. So I'm a big diaper change guy, big feed guy, big nap guy. I'm all of it, wake up in the middle of the night, go get it. I do it all man. I try to cherish these moments, cause it feel like already now she trying to crawl and do different things. So she's already moving too fast for me"
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I got the almond Dr. Bronner's soap and now I smell like pistachio ice cream after I shower
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I've been using the mint one for like two years consistently but I've decided to not be freezing cold after I shower this winter
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The Bron
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I stand behind the hack squat at Planet Fitness between sets staring out into space exactly like this
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Update: I love my bike
I got a bike :)
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I got a bike :)
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Ah, just when my weekly impressions dipped below 100k again,
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