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Philadelphia, PA
Joined March 2012
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Before I visited Pennsylvania, everyone warned me that Philadelphia people are the toughest, most impatient people in America. I believed them until I walked toward the front door of a Wawa gas station. I was still forty feet away in the parking lot, walking between rows of cars. A massive construction worker in steel-toe boots, carrying a twenty-four-ounce coffee in one hand and a paper-wrapped hoagie in the other, pushed open the glass door to leave. Then he saw me. He stopped. He planted his boot against the bottom of the door. And he waited. Forty feet is a very long distance when a grown man is holding a door for you in the wind. In Japan, to make a stranger wait carries great shame. So I broke into that awkward half-jog every man performs when he wishes to show gratitude without looking like he is fleeing a crime. "Go ahead, boss," he said as I passed. Ten minutes later, as I walked out with my own sandwich, I saw an elderly woman locking her car thirty feet away. I planted my foot against the glass. I held the door. Another man behind me held the inner door. Within seconds we had formed an impromptu honor guard of grumpy men holding glass doors in complete silence. Philadelphia may boo Santa Claus. But inside the three-foot radius of a Wawa doorway, they have the manners of the imperial court.
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Jasmine rice is so fragrant , I'm definitely really grateful for that, and totally mystified by it, basically in shock every time I go near it, and completely delighted when I taste it.
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I think Maxey could take fettermans seat in two years if he wanted to
Tyrese Maxey on whether he changes his baby's diaper: "I'm a big diaper changing guy. I take pride in the speed that I'm able to change a diaper and keep her from crying. So I'm a big diaper change guy, big feed guy, big nap guy. I'm all of it, wake up in the middle of the night, go get it. I do it all man. I try to cherish these moments, cause it feel like already now she trying to crawl and do different things. So she's already moving too fast for me"
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bingo i got action, slip and fall! OH PIMP DOWN PIMP IN DISTRESS
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you’re blackpilling? two separate women wanted to fuck ethan klein and you’re blackpilling?
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Why ah you sohking on a lolly
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Uma dica aí para quem quiser atravessar varanda sem ser pego pelo o awp
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Philadelphia
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Good morn' or evening friends
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Elon has unveiled self-jingling keys.
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When you have a friend
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To curse Israel is to curse America!
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The new Tesla Roadster just did a FLIP from a complete standstill! 🤯
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Seriously does not taste good @MillerLite
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If someone painted this on my wall I'd be pissed
Answer is not $0.10 How much does the ball cost.?? I bet , Only 0.0001% will give correct answer?
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