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🍮 Priv: @rr3m 🥬 Typemoon, Nitro+Chiral, Arknights, fudanshi niche larp god 🍔 Actual Astolfo lore enjoyer and his official biggest fan 🍟 Astolfo scholar 📝

🇷🇴 日本語OK 🍺 he it 19
Joined May 2025
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( *˙ω˙*)و グッ! im remi im a college student majoring in psychology. i like to see boys crying and getting hit. i really like astolfo from fate. i am not a femboy nor do i like them, hes my special interest and i truly believe no one loves him like i do. strawp 4 extra^
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If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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hi person actually going to therapy here: my therapist never diagnoses the people i talk about, she never blindly backs me up, and she often doesn't give me her own opinions. you know what kind of therapist Does do that, according to mine?
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until this month i didn't realize vibe coding meant ai generated i thought it meant the coders were just making it up as they went along. like normal coding but the programmers smoke weed while they do it or something
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a five nights at freddys fan series was the sole trigger of the worst psychotic episode of my entire life i was hallucinating animatronics, setting traps for them and making elaborate hiding spots for 6 months straight
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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its really hard to explain how bad it was but it was THE worst day of my life when it first happened 😭 not an exaggeration it was the actual worst day of my life its so hard to truly explain the horror of living in constant fear that youre going to die
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50 cents if you can guess what the series was
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the stripper actually does love me. but i can't love her back. because of this dark path i've chosen...
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things to say to segaraki aoba your dog sucks sell me this allmate i want to hear your voice what is your intention to my dick you should kiss boys destroy me
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is it ok to be tsundere when you’re 26
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should i get terraria on my phone
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dni if you're a: - racist - fascist - nationalist grifter - bootlicking theocrat - literally hitler
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You’re laughing. Five guys is about to turn into five gays and you’re laughing.
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Towa throwing himself at Taku on purpose so he can pull him into a very DRAMAtical kiss #タクトワ #スロダメ #slowdamage #スロウ・ダメージ #takutowa
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matching scars 🥹... #タクトワ #スロダメ #slowdamage
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is it appropiate to ask for 1 dollar on the uni gc
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There’s something almost sexual about intercourse
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i once entered psychosis specifically bc of this guy bc in one of these videos they put gibberish in the captions and i genuinely thought demons were trying to talk to me through youtube
Anyone remember when the person running the kitchen nightmares YouTube channel went crazy making the thumbnails
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New sex idea. Just hold hands until someone cums
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>operator named Texas >is Italian
>operator named Necrass >is a necromancer >has huge ass
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