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On Nov 17 at 2:20 PM ET, FEMA and @FCC will conduct a nationwide test of the Emergency Alert System on TV and radio. This legally required, regularly scheduled test ensures critical, life-saving messages can reach Americans when it matters most during major emergencies.
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Spit my coffee right out—Even I wasn’t ready for this and I made it.😂 Trump and Clinton: Somebody that I used to know. You’re welcome.
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Yes — based on people who listened to the live meeting, the shareholder vote passed today. Official company confirmation, exact vote tallies, and redemption figures have not been filed yet. Armada acquisition vote
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BREAKING: 🇺🇸 The CFTC has sent its crypto market rules to the White House for review. CRYPTO CLARITY IS COMING !!
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God and Satan both want the Clarity Act to pass. The Mark of The Beast (SYSTEM) and (STEPS) are wanted by both sides of this war. P E R I O D
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He is not wrong. There is a definite double standard in this world. ❤️
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“In The Future Women Post Their Naked Pictures & Get Paid” 😂
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I'm today's years old to finally understand the lyrics
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😂😂😂😂
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I wasn’t expecting that! 🤣😂
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And now that dog would fight a chainsaw strapped to rapid rhinoceros if anyone tried to harm that baby.
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This is the most insane footage you will see in the Bangor, Maine universe.... ....We have been officially invaded. My friend Adam Stade Bangor Maine on a Facebook post shows us what happened. Go find his page and follow him. Also, the only reason some of you know me is the Maine Wire, find them and follow them!
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BREAKING: New footage shows absolutely horrifying scenes along the China-Nepal border amid devastating flash floods, hundreds missing, many feared dead
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👀¿QUÉ ACABA DE PASAR EN CCTV AMERICA?👀 Durante una transmisión EN VIVO, la reportera se queda con los ojos completamente arregalados y una cara que no parece humana… solo por unos segundos. El clip ya está recorriendo todas las páginas de misterio y ufología. ¿Fue solo un gesto involuntario captado por la cámara? ¿O hay algo en esa grabación que todavía no podemos explicar? Tú decide….Yo solo sé que no pude dejar de mirarlo…😱
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Este video no es de una transmisión reciente ni misteriosa: es un clip de 2014 de Lindsay Stanton en CCTV America hablando del informe de empleos de EE.UU.; su expresión de ojos muy abiertos es habitual y ha sido meme viral por años. youtube.com/watch?v=Wp8INr… instagram.com/reel/DUoWO-0kf…
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JSAM retweeted
Tell me ladies, if a guy raped you, would you later go on social media and brag about the rapists show being your favorite? I sure wouldn't. Something fishy is going on here.
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My kicking skills.
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🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ has ARRESTED the scumbag who VANDALIZED the World War II memorial in DC yesterday, per US Attorney Pirro And she looks EXACTLY as you’d expect. Melissa L. Farris is now being hit with TWO FELONIES, which each carry up to 10 years each. FAFO.
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🚨NEW: The @SECGov is cancelling its planned open meeting tomorrow due to a scheduling conflict. Per a spokesperson: “The SEC is committed to delivering on the President’s agenda to bring certainty to the crypto space. Due to an unforeseen scheduling issue, tomorrow’s Open Meeting will be moved to a later date.”
🚨NEW: The @SECGov will hold an open meeting on Friday at 10AM ET to consider whether to issue a release proposing new rules to create a tailored offering regime for certain investment contracts involving crypto assets.
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Fried Chicken Worker Breaks Down After Being Left Alone With 100+ Orders
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The worker was not fired for damaging the shop's image. According to the Longhua District Federation of Trade Unions and Chinese media, the employee left voluntarily and found another job after the owner settled his wages following a stress-induced medical incident. m.sohu.com/a/1061845049_1… finance.sina.cn/2026-08-11/det…
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BREAKING: 🚨 Devastating footage coming out of Colombia following massive earthquake. ➞ Multiple structures damaged or destroyed. ➞ Multiple fatalties. ➞ Multiple airports NOW damaged or closed.
ALERT: 🚨 7.4 magnitude earthquake STRIKES western Colombia.
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