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Two wheels, loud kicks, good espresso. keeping it simple.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2009
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Mauvaise nouvelle pour leschiottes du travail : j arrive
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My Jason mask was $70 ima stab somebody fr on Halloween
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i want a blowjob but instead i’m at a job that blows #work
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“the only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow”
The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow
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Driving Jewish cuz I be cutting off dickheads
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I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a word for word copy of another post days before. x.com/tekeee/status/…
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The dopamine of scrolling through Twitter after Barcelona lose
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REAL MADRID CF 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
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If algorithm show you this, you are getting your spark back
That feeling when you finally get your spark back
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The first 2 hours at work really just be me accepting the fact that I’m at work
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Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard “us if we don’t lock in”
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PSG need to be stopped 😭😤 #ChampionsLeague
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"my happiness is my responsibility but i appreciate the people who add to it."
my happiness is my responsibility but i appreciate the people who add to it.
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Just canceled your order, don’t share your info online guys 👍
I just asked Grok @Bot to research the most fun Lego Star Wars kits for young kids and order them. As easy as that.
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Social media made people egos sooooo fucking big 😂 you a fucking nobody I promise
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how it feels to rewatch your favorite movie and it still hits the same
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