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strider

@strider

Two wheels, loud kicks, good espresso. keeping it simple.

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined June 2009
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Mauvaise nouvelle pour leschiottes du travail : j arrive
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My Jason mask was $70 ima stab somebody fr on Halloween
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Hailey. 🍉@samosu_Oct 29
i want a blowjob but instead i’m at a job that blows #work
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“the only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow”
Parelli (@Jaypareil) profile pictureParelli@JaypareilOct 29
The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow
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ADONIS
@adonisparaOct 25
Driving Jewish cuz I be cutting off dickheads
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Leo
@Leooweb3Oct 26
I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a word for word copy of another post days before. x.com/tekeee/status/…
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Janty
@CFC_JantyOct 25
The dopamine of scrolling through Twitter after Barcelona lose
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REAL MADRID CF 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
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If algorithm show you this, you are getting your spark back
DREY🥷🥤 (@BabyGucci4L) profile pictureDREY🥷🥤
@BabyGucci4LOct 23
That feeling when you finally get your spark back
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Pan@pangrey123Oct 21
The first 2 hours at work really just be me accepting the fact that I’m at work
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Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard “us if we don’t lock in”
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ZeroTrace
@empiremike_Oct 19
"my happiness is my responsibility but i appreciate the people who add to it."
🥷 (@_iamhabeeb) profile picture🥷
@_iamhabeebOct 19
my happiness is my responsibility but i appreciate the people who add to it.
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aviv@avivh30Oct 17
Image from aviv (@avivh30)
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Image from NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext)
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Enderman
@EndermanOct 11
Just canceled your order, don’t share your info online guys 👍
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Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskOct 11
I just asked Grok @Bot to research the most fun Lego Star Wars kits for young kids and order them. As easy as that.
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Solo 🦦@DeezyTV8Oct 11
Social media made people egos sooooo fucking big 😂 you a fucking nobody I promise
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آدم@aeipatheiaOct 11
how it feels to rewatch your favorite movie and it still hits the same
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Image from Enzo De Villa 🎃🇻🇪 (@lavilla_enzo)
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ً (@ImAVeteran_) profile picture
ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 12
Dudes named Frank will be like “let me be frank” but they already are
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Hair has never stopped me from eating anything.
KING 👑 (@Splashystackss) profile pictureKING 👑@SplashystackssOct 8
If there’s some hair on the wing… Do you toss or eat it? 🤔
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